Something More Addictive: A Nicepants Fanfic

Burgerpants is an addict, not to any Hardcore drugs, but to cigarettes, Marlboro to be exact. It's been almost three years since he began smoking, and it's affecting his behavior. He becomes angry and quickly impatient when he doesn't smoke, and he knows it. All his friends but one have left him, and it seems like an endless spiral. He needs someone to be there for him. He needs something besides Marlboro. He needs something more addictive.