- Reads 28,810
- Votes 769
- Parts 100
- Time 48m
Complete, First published Oct 15, 2017
Who knew a drunk text could blossom into so much more? (I STARTED WRITING THIS IN LATE 2017 IT IS BAD)All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- I'm not as think as you drunk I am (One)Thu, Apr 18, 2019
- All You Sinners Stand Up Sing Hallelujah (Two)Thu, Apr 18, 2019
- Drinking White Wine In The Blushing Light (Three)Thu, Apr 18, 2019
- The Lace In Your Dress Tangles My Neck (Four)Thu, Apr 18, 2019
- Pour Gasoline On The Vault Just to Burn The Cash (Five)Thu, Apr 18, 2019
- Are You Worth Your Weight In Gold (Six)Thu, Apr 18, 2019
- A wolf amung the sheep (Seven)Thu, Apr 18, 2019
- It Was Always You (Eight)Thu, Apr 18, 2019
- I Dodge The Blast And Apologise For Collateral Damage (Nine)Thu, Apr 18, 2019
- Who Could Love Me I Am Out Of My Mind (Ten)Thu, Apr 18, 2019
- Hey Kid Take The Stage And Deliver (Eleven)Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- I'm A Disappearing Act Gone Poorly (Twelve)Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- Oh Memories Where'd You Go (Thirteen)Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- You've Got Bleached Out Eyes From Loving Too Hard (Fourteen)Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- This Is Gospel For The Vagabonds (Fifteen)Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- Damn Your Kiss And The Awful Things You Do (Sixteen)Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- It Feels Like Christmas Nearly Every Day (Seventeen)Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- I Got So Sick Of Being On My Own Now The Devil Wont Leave Me Alone (Eighteen)Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- Your love's A Fucking Drag But I Want It So Bad (Nineteen)Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- Walk Past The Dance Floor It's Always Been A Dear Friend Of Mine (Twenty)Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- Cut Coils And Concubines (Twenty øne)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Sure As Hell Ain't Normal But We Do We Do (Twenty two)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Cut Every Tie I Have To You (Twenty Three)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Bleed The Water Red (Twenty four)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- And I Meant Everything I Said That Night (Twenty five)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- If You Talk You Better Walk You Better Pack Your Shit Up (Twenty six)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Sometimes There's Dangers Involved That Never Meet The Eye (Twenty seven)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Summer's On It's Death Bed (Twenty eight)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Things Are Shaping Out To Be Pretty Odd (Twenty nine)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Now I'm Of Consenting Age To Be Forgetting You In A Cabaret (Thirty)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- You Will Only Hear These Elegant Crimes (Thirty One)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Words, Wars And Symphonies (Thirty Two)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Weathervanes My One And Lonely (Thirty three)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Orange Juice, Pour Out Half The Carton (Thirty Four)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- High, High Hopes For A Living (Thirty Five)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Roll Me Like A Blunt 'Cause I Wanna Go Home (Thirty Six)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- I Don't Trust Anything Or Anyone Below The Sun (Thirty Seven)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Dancing's Not A Crime (Thirty Eight)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- May Your Feet Serve You Well (Thirty Nine)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Friends Are Happy For Me Or They're Honeysuckle phonies (Forty)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- So I Do The Deed Get Underneath A Climber And A Sadist (Forty One)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Meet Me At The Overpass (Forty Two)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Heaven Knows I'm Born Too Late (Forty Three)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Sun Was In Your Eyes (Forty Four)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Girls Love Girls And Boys (Forty Five)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Cherries On Top (Forty Six)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- And The Rest Be Sent To Hell (Forty Seven)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- They All Play Along To Marching Drums (Forty Eight)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Sarah Smiles Like Sarah Doesn't Care (Forty Nine)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Heaven Knows That I'm Born Too Late (Fifty)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Hey Look Ma I Made It (Fifty One)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Waking Up To A Kiss And You're On Your Way (Fifty Two)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- You Don't Have To Worry, You Don't Have To Worry, You Don't (Fifty Three)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- I'm Going Insane And I don't Care (Fifty Four)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Just Sit Back And Relapse Again (Fifty Five)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- Hey Moon (Fifty Six)Mon, Apr 22, 2019
- I'm All Dressed Up But Naked (Fifty Seven)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- You Fooled Me Once With Your Eyes Now, Honey (Fifty Eight)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- I'm A Moonwalker (Fifty Nine)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Do You Really Think I'd Let You Steal This Chorus? (Sixty)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Back To The Room Where It All Began (Sixty One)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Damn It's All Good, Tonight (Sixty Two)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Bedsheets And A Morning Rose (Sixty Three)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Ohh It's Saturday Night (Sixty Four)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- She Held The World Apon Her Head (Sixty Five)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Heaven Knows That I'm Born To Late (Sixty Six)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Ever Since We Met (Sixty Seven)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Rage Wars And Symphonies (Sixty Eight)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Turn Off The Lights (Sixty Nine)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Here I Am Composing A Berlesque (Seventy)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Cold Hearts Brew Colder Songs (Seventy One)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Assembling Their Philosophies From Pieces Of Broken Memories (Seventy Two)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- She Lives In A World So Unaware (Seventy Three)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- I'll Lose The Traits That Worry Me (Seventy Four)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- You're A Regular Decorated Emergency (Seventy Five)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- I'm Just A White Blood Cell Fighting Like Hell For You (Seventy Six)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Haven't You Heard That I'm The New Cancer? (Seventy Seven)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Darlin' Don't Be Throwing Shade Now (Seventy Eight)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- She's The Smoke She's Dancing Fancy Pirouettes (Seventy Nine)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- So Pour Out Some Liquor, Make It Old Fashioned (Eighty)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Done My Time And Served My Sentence (Eighty One)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- It's Better To Burn Than Fade Away (Eighty Two)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- For Diamonds Do Appear To Be Just Like Broken Glass To Me (Eighty Three)Wed, Apr 24, 2019
- Always On The Hunt For A Little More Time (Eighty Four)Thu, Apr 25, 2019
- Losing The Feeling Of Feeling Unique (Eighty Five)Thu, Apr 25, 2019
- Melt Your Headaches Call It Home (Eighty Six)Tue, May 21, 2019
- There Is Simply Nothing Worse Than Knowing How It Ends (Eighty Seven)Tue, May 21, 2019
- I Wanna Live Life From A New Perspective (Eighty Eight)Tue, May 21, 2019
- Truth Be Told I was Never Yours (Eighty Nine)Tue, May 21, 2019
- Being Blue Is Better Than Being Over It (Ninety)Mon, May 27, 2019
- The Weather Today Is Slightly Sarcastic With A Good Chance Of Rain (Ninety One)Tue, May 28, 2019
- Only My Heart Knows My Head Is Lying (Ninety Two)Tue, May 28, 2019
- Panic! Meet The Press (Ninety Three)Tue, Jun 4, 2019
- And I'll Smile As I Respire Because I Know They'll Never Win (Ninety Four)Sat, Jul 6, 2019
- And It's Killing Me Inside (Ninety Five)Sat, Jul 6, 2019
- Give Me A Sign I Want To Believe (Ninety Six)Wed, Jul 10, 2019
- And A Few More Of Your Least Favourite Things (Ninety Seven)Wed, Jul 10, 2019
- Reinvent Love (Ninety Eight)Wed, Jul 10, 2019
- And That One Regret Is You (Ninety Nine)Wed, Jul 10, 2019
- You've Got These Little Things You've Been Running From (One Hundred)Wed, Jul 10, 2019
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