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Ongoing, First published Oct 15, 2017
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A pálinka ára igen ezt  eléggé kordában kell tartani mert különben ezt a szituációt  lehet te is  pont kifogod a pakliból.Ha csak a 20. kupica után te nem érzed úgy hogy a holdon boldogan akarsz élni a melletted lévő székkel akkor még igyál de ezt  tartsd a fejedben .Ugye nem gondolnád hogy ez addig fajulna  hogy fenyegetőzz egy késsel ? Pedig DE a bácsi annyira illuminált állapotban volt hogy neki sikerült ezt a műveletet végre hajtania "nagyon boldogan persze" :D "" Ez egy rövid kis story akart lenni ""
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