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A pálinka ára igen ezt  eléggé kordában kell tartani mert különben ezt a szituációt  lehet te is  pont kifogod a pakliból.Ha csak a 20. kupica után te nem érzed úgy hogy a holdon boldogan akarsz élni a melletted lévő székkel akkor még igyál de ezt  tartsd a fejedben .Ugye nem gondolnád hogy ez addig fajulna  hogy fenyegetőzz egy késsel ? Pedig DE a bácsi annyira illuminált állapotban volt hogy neki sikerült ezt a műveletet végre hajtania "nagyon boldogan persze" :D "" Ez egy rövid kis story akart lenni ""Todos los derechos reservados

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Professor Nico Di Angelo [DISCONTINUED] de merdel11

It was a couple years after the Battle of Hogwarts. A lot of people were finally getting over their shock of the war. Well, most. There were still plenty of people who were still grieving their friends or family's or people they just knew's death. George, for instance, hasn't told or did a prank in months after his twins death. They were practically two puzzle pieces, and if put together, the best prank combo ever. Also, Harry was devastated when Remus and Tonks died, he tried not to show it though. He didn't want people giving him sympathetic looks and what not. Remus was the one who taught him the patronus charm and saved his life countless of times. And Tonks always shifted her form to a pig or something and made him laugh. There were also loads of other people who were grieving also and Hecate was getting worried. You see, Hecate gave four mortals the ability to use magic, but threw magic sticks instead. They soon after made a magical school to teach young witches and wizards to use magic. Centuries gone by and the story of how they got there magical powers twisted and turned until Hecate was out of the picture. Now Hogwarts and many other institutes around the world are basically Hecate's pet world. Anyways, the one person who Hecate know that has gone through the most heartbreak, trauma, and betrayal and that is still sane is... Nico Di Angelo. He will know how to sympathize for these wizards and help them cope. But will the young masters like him? Will they be scared of him? Or will they think he is one of the best teachers at Hogwarts? Read this book to find out! TRIGGER WARNING: This book has swearing in it and references to some language choice that you may not like or may not be good for younger audiences. This warning will be updated once I finish the book to make it more relatable and be in tune to the things in this book. ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIRODAN AND J.K ROWLING EXCEPT THE STORY LINE AND SOME OCs!!

Life a gift to discover de YoAg21

This is an AU story inspired in the original dizi of Erkenci Kus. I had some ideas to many open points that where left without a reply. I missed a different approach to some of the characters like Yiyit or Huma or even Ayhan and why not Derem and Cey Cey. In my thoughts they deserved another end at no way these characters had a fair exit in the story. However to make things more interesting and amusing I have just come to the idea that Mr. Wrong should be around and we shall see what happens with all of them. So some characters and things and could be slightly different from orginal serie. I beguin after Can leaves with Polen to the Balkans and Sanem remains in agency and is working at her book already with Yiyit. Another note, the famliy Divit has 2 sons Can and Emre and a daughter called Lale. This is my first story and Im not experienced in writting. I haven't got the rights of the characters from the original story.

Pagkatapos maglakbay sa mga bundok, naging paborito siya ng grupo de DennisCeriola6

"Pagkatapos maglakbay sa mga bundok, naging paborito siya ng grupo" May-akda: Grumpy Little White Rabbit https://www.1024txt.com/book/446974/76695572.html Si Xu Yuexi, isang 35-taong-gulang na nanay sa bahay, ay naaksidente sa sasakyan dahil sa sobrang lungkot niya pagkatapos ng kanyang diborsiyo. Siya ay nakatali sa isang reproductive system at dinala sa Dou Qi Continent, isang mundo kung saan marami pa lalaki kaysa babae. Siya ay naging isang maliit na batang babae na iniwan sa mga bundok. Nang lumaki si Xu Yuexi at naging matagumpay sa paaralan, nalaman niya na ang kontinenteng ito ay ganap na naiiba sa kanyang inaakala pagkatapos na umalis sa bundok, at hindi sinasadyang nainlove siya sa kanila ? Ang pangunahing tauhang babae ay ang tanging babaeng may kakayahang martial arts sa mundo ng Douqi Continent kung saan maraming lalaki at babae, at isa rin siyang prinsesa ng isang bansa. Siya ay may magandang puso, magandang pigura, at mayaman at makapangyarihang puso. Sabi ng mga bida ng lalaki, kaya naman daw ni misis, buti na lang may heart of glass siya na nagpapahintulot sa kanila na gamitin siya. Ipinahayag ng may-akda: Lahat ng storyline, pangalan ng mga tao at lugar sa nobelang ito ay kathang-isip lamang ng may-akda. Ang artikulong ito ay para lamang sa iyong libangan. https://www.1024txt.com/book/446974/

Katsuki Bakugo X Reader: Volume 2 de ammikabaaaby

Bakugo x Reader: Volume 2 This is a fanfiction/romance story about a biracial: African and Filipina American name Ren (xReader; YOU). This story is a continuation of the Bakugo x Reader: Volume 1. Ren has a combination of her parent's quirks: energy manipulation and telekinesis, in which she uses her skills in numerous ways. Ren is not your typical damsel in distress; she is kindhearted but can be pretty badass and temperamental when someone invades her boundaries or harms someone she cares about. Disclosure ---- All main characters in this book are of consenting age unless specified otherwise. ---- Cover Page is Temporary; but until then, I do not own any photos used on the book cover or throughout the storyline unless specified otherwise. ---- Remember, "Ren" is a POC, biracial character. She will be portrayed in different shades, shapes, sizes, and hair textures/styles in the pictures to suit best the idea of an array of beautiful melanin queens out in the world. ---- I do not own any My Hero Academia characters in this story; all the rights belong to Kōhei Horikoshi. ---- Keep in mind; I may write mature content within the storyline, which will vary on my mindset and the flow of the story: cussing, sexual themes, and violence. This book is my second fanfiction piece, so be easy on me, please :) ---- Please do not plagiarise my work. It is nice if my story inspires you to create your own story, but I insist on not copying my creativity. ---- I will be slowly updating the chapters in the book due to my daily activities, adjusting back to normalcy with the pandemic, and ensuring I maintain my mental health and wellness. ---- Lastly, I would love to hear your comments and critiques about my book. I am looking forward to improving my writing style and storytelling process. Also, vote for my story if you deem them worthy. I hope you enjoy the story! ---- Start Date: 04/20/2023 ---- End Date: Undecided [Currently On A Break]

Taste Of Your Blood💉🍷 de LIlStaachii

Vampire AU "Mmm I'm so damn addicted to your blood" "Me, sinner? Tsk- U don't even know who I am" A strange living town where the humans allowed the monsters to live together is located where Y/n's live It's already been decades the town is owned by humans and monster, frantically both live together and produce half bloods everywhere is not normal anymore like centuries ago. Where people did not allow humans and monsters together as a lover is called as sinner of devil and angel, now it's gone and they find out the soulmates holds anyone nor their monsters or humans. But, what's weird on this town... Vampires are rarely seen by the town, it only exist in the forest nearby what they believe. Sadly, Y/n is a day walker. She's human no half blood or all, her generation used to be vampire hunters. Her parents disagree to her faith to be the "vampire soulmate" need to let her go when she's 18 Kim Namjoon, the vampire prince. He believe his soulmate is a human but he don't even budge to know until 90 years later. What will happen next? ================== Ayo (Hitman Bang Introduces Hitit-) okay, so hopefully this story works cuz I suck at making story but I'm trying my best (You got A for trying) and my cousin say it sucks too. Wish the best for me🥺

Dark Judgment de Minheni

Belum lulus dari universitas kelas dua, jurusan manajemen bisnis yang bikin kesel parah! Apa mungkin ada perjalanan ke dunia lain yang lebih sial daripada ini? Ya udah, kalau cuma begitu biasa saja, tapi kenapa tiap kali aku berpindah, langsung kena perang sial yang bikin hidup makin payah, bahkan nggak ada tempat buat lari! Sialan! Demi bertahan hidup, aku cuma bisa pakai seragam militer yang dicopot dari mayat, jadi jenderal palsu yang memalukan. Dan tanpa sengaja, aku berhasil mengelabui segolongan orang untuk ikut aku cari rezeki! Uang, cewek cantik, kekuasaan-semuanya pada akhirnya aku rebut dari orang lain! Apa? Masih ada yang berani sok jago di depan aku? Kalau begitu, aku akan pakai bahkan hanya sepersepuluh ribu kekuatan 'penghakiman' untuk membunuh dia! Bumi dan langit sebesar apapun, pada akhirnya, cuma aku yang paling besar! Dan hanya aku, satu-satunya Raja Tertinggi yang tersembunyi dalam kegelapan... tidak ada tandingannya!

FEEL ME de Everlastdreamer

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DESIRE- h.moskowitz de piercethesenutz

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Night Rider de Hermione_Hofferson

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Word Of Action!✔️ de saraqat

-I am not good at giving descriptions but please give my story a chance- "He was the calm and she was the storm." They always say, loving someone would turn your life upside down in a good way but I believed that it's the opposite of good, and guess what? I was right. Love was always out of my mind. I drink, eat, and breathe my work I'm the definition of work alcoholic it's the truth. Then one day when I entered this case I knew that it will let me get where I want but for the first time in my life I was wrong. I failed! Not in my work, I failed in my life and I think I deserve it. My dad always tried gaining control over me and I hated it. One day I became sick of my dad's controllers over me so I decided that no one other than me would be in control of my life. Since that day I took the remote control of my life, emotions, tears, future, work, and anything that would pop out in my mind. If you wonder what happens if I wasn't in control the answer is I don't know or let me say I didn't know! Till one day I lost the remote control and it ended up pretty bad! I don't fear love, I fear the idea of someone else having control over my heart & feelings because you never know if the person will cherish you and never break you, or maybe it's only me. I don't trust people it's a survival instinct. And me being a controlling freak over everything doesn't make it any better for me! Love is like a drug, when you have it you feel at the highest place in your life but when you lose it you'll feel miserable, that's what I learned from my story of love. If I lost Serkan I know that I'll break apart and never be the same because I love him so deeply, he's engraved in my heart. And like that when I married Serkan it was like signing a deal with the devil himself. The name of the story has a deep meaning you come to know in the story. ** The story is under editing **

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Professor Nico Di Angelo [DISCONTINUED]

It was a couple years after the Battle of Hogwarts. A lot of people were finally getting over their shock of the war. Well, most. There were still plenty of people who were still grieving their friends or family's or people they just knew's death. George, for instance, hasn't told or did a prank in months after his twins death. They were practically two puzzle pieces, and if put together, the best prank combo ever. Also, Harry was devastated when Remus and Tonks died, he tried not to show it though. He didn't want people giving him sympathetic looks and what not. Remus was the one who taught him the patronus charm and saved his life countless of times. And Tonks always shifted her form to a pig or something and made him laugh. There were also loads of other people who were grieving also and Hecate was getting worried. You see, Hecate gave four mortals the ability to use magic, but threw magic sticks instead. They soon after made a magical school to teach young witches and wizards to use magic. Centuries gone by and the story of how they got there magical powers twisted and turned until Hecate was out of the picture. Now Hogwarts and many other institutes around the world are basically Hecate's pet world. Anyways, the one person who Hecate know that has gone through the most heartbreak, trauma, and betrayal and that is still sane is... Nico Di Angelo. He will know how to sympathize for these wizards and help them cope. But will the young masters like him? Will they be scared of him? Or will they think he is one of the best teachers at Hogwarts? Read this book to find out! TRIGGER WARNING: This book has swearing in it and references to some language choice that you may not like or may not be good for younger audiences. This warning will be updated once I finish the book to make it more relatable and be in tune to the things in this book. ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIRODAN AND J.K ROWLING EXCEPT THE STORY LINE AND SOME OCs!!