Catty Potter is a cat who lives with his mean twoleg family: Two ignorant twolegs and their spoiled, mean son who endlessly tortures Catty. Suddenly, an invitation comes through the cat door, sent from the forest cats. The cats tell him that he's actually an warrior cat, and invites him to come to Hogwartsclan. Most importantly, how will catty learn to read? Also, How can the cats write? Warrior Cats SPOOF fanfiction based on the Harry Potter books. All rights go to Erin Hunter and J.K. Rowling. This is an entry in humor for Watty Warrior Cat Winter Olympics.