Enclosed in this here portfolio is a vast collection of stories a bunch of nameless people have recorded throughout human history. I couldn't make anything of it, really, so that's why I placed it on your desk. Have some coffee, take a peep, or read it fully, I don't really care. Just tell me if there's anything to be learned from it, and then report to me first thing tomorrow morning.
I'll leave the light on and the front door keys are by my workstation. Good luck.
Disclaimer: These are all original content, thought up whenever I go running/jogging on campus. If they are somehow similar to something you've heard before I don't know what else to say than, "It knows."