A not so idiot proof guide to life
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Last published Sat, Dec 16, 2017
I am just an average adult that got through life doing an above average amount of stupid, ridiculous and hilarious. Getting into situations that would seem fake but every single one is true. I do not recommend doing some of these things but I think it can help not do confident and clumsy teens that they aren't the only ones and that if I can get through my teens and survive, so can they. These true tales of my stupidity will make you cringe, a tiny bit disgusted but they are guaranteed to make you laugh and cry.
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