He's Still An Asshole (TomTord)
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"Do you care about me?"
"With all my heart, my love."
"Do you love me?"
"Do you want the whole answer?"
"Sure."
"I love you like the stars in the skies. I want to love you until my dying breath. I took over this world and recreate it with you in mind. I never want to forget you. I know I have been neglectful, but, I never want you to think I don't love you. You have to do something really messed and even then, I can't hate you. You are my heart, my beloved."
It's been six months since Tom and Tord have been officially dating in private. Despite all that, it's complicated being the boyfriend of the Red Leader despite a few knowing about it.
To make matters worse, Tom's family has a secret that threatens the two lovebirds.
If Tom doesn't claim Tord as his mate soon, time isn't the only thing that will break them apart.
*I decided to reupload all the chapters in this book instead.
This is the second book of He's An Asshole.
Warning: Will contain, smut, angst, violence, guns, BDSM, language, and craziness.
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