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He's Still An Asshole (TomTord)

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"Do you care about me?"
     "With all my heart, my love."
     "Do you love me?"
     "Do you want the whole answer?"	
     "Sure."
       
    "I love you like the stars in the skies. I want to love you until my dying breath. I took over this world and recreate it with you in mind. I never want to forget you. I know I have been neglectful, but, I never want you to think I don't love you. You have to do something really messed and even then, I can't hate you. You are my heart, my beloved."
  
   It's been six months since Tom and Tord have been officially dating in private. Despite all that, it's complicated being the boyfriend of the Red Leader despite a few knowing about it. 
   
  To make matters worse, Tom's family has a secret that threatens the two  lovebirds.
    
    If Tom doesn't claim Tord as his mate soon, time isn't the only thing that will break them apart. 
    
    *I decided to reupload  all the chapters  in this book instead. 
    
    This is the second book of He's An Asshole. 
    
    Warning: Will contain, smut, angst, violence, guns, BDSM, language, and craziness.All Rights Reserved

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No Longer Your Kingdom by inkaaaaaa-

There is a kingdom called Stardies. It's walls are built to the coast of Farixfa and it's surrounded by dark forest, where even the sunbeams are extraordinary. The king Edd Gold has finally had enough of their little problem. Problem...called Dragons. They are eating cattle of Edd's people. They even eat those unlucky ones who happen to be in their way. In other words, they won't only eat animals, they eat those poor humans as well. Edd and his loyal right hand man Tord Larkins, will pass a new dragon law. When the law comes into force, it gives the soldiers permission to kill those sickening lizards, and eat them instead. The dragon slayer also has license to make armor or weapons of a dragon's skull, bones, scale or claws etc. However, behind Edd's back, something is lurking, and that something is way worse than the ravages of dragons. _____ !TRIGGER WARNINGS! : Gore, animal and human abuse and inappropriate language. This AU is completely my own, so all the photos in this book are made by me. Please don't steal it or repost without asking. Eddsworld belongs to its rightful creator Edd Gould. The characters, not the real people, are used. Just to be clear, I don't ship the real people, only the characters okay. I also have changed the characters last names.

Tower Of Mistakes by Spottedfire-Windclan

*~* SEQUEL TO HERE COMES A THOUGHT *~* It's been two years since Tord moved back to England and disbanded the Red Army. All is well, he's got his home, his friends, and his Tom, plus all the crazy adventures they have. What could be better.? But the good times can not last as a visit from two old friend's of Tord's brings troubling news. The Red Army is back and under the rule of a new Red Leader. To keep his friends safe, Tord has no choice but to face his past, and to fix his mistakes before it consumes the world... and his life. I do not own Eddsworld or the cover art. All rights go to their creators.

R U N ! (Eddsworld) by CATNOTCAT0

STILL UNFINISHED 13+!! This fanfiction takes place in Wtfuture. Quick disclaimer, there are absolutely NO ships! So don't worry! ... This is an AU that I've managed to make up and I really wanna share it so here we go... Red Leader has taken over most of Scandinavia and the UK, Edd started a rebellion against this madness, which side would truly be able to claim the victory? However someonething devastating happens that slows down his goals... !! I altered the names so they can be different from the real people !! Edd Gould - Edd Gold Matt Hargreaves - Matt Hargrives Tom Ridgewell - Tom Ridgwill Tord Larsson - Tord Larson ... And other ones if necessary but I'm not putting them There might be some of my OC's, names listed bellow Alya/Black Rose Simon Shwampe Brad Minion And possibly more :p I will update accordingly Cover art by: CATNOTCAT0 Story by: CATNOTCAT0 Written by: CATNOTCAT0 Additional assistance: Spider_boiii

The Alliance (TomTord Fanfic) (#Wattys2017) by Darkthehedgecat9

(Pretty old) (Red Leader VS. Blue Leader AU) One world, two armies. That's what Tom and Tord thought was their reality. Constantly in a war against eachother, despite being old friends. But that's all about to change, thanks to a recent rise of a third army that has the same goals as them. Taking over the world. The two will have to team up in order to beat the powerful force so knock it out of the war. One question remains: will they be able to work together long enough to achieve their goal? (Eddsworld belongs to Edd Gould (RIP)) Cover picture doesn't belong to me. It was edited by @mlggordon.

Memory Loss (TomTord) [[Completed]] by SecretlyYellowLeader

ok so this is a tomtord story and basically its after the end and when tord got back to the red base he took a nap and well got memory loss so yee why would u read this u may ask because u trash for tomtord like me or maybe not............................k bye

All of YOU by LittleR3dHazmat

(Tord x Reader) !!!TO BE REVISED AND REWRITTEN!! I was abruptly pulled out of the house by the strong hand of someone in a red hoodie. The male walked me a bit away from the decently sized, yet small, yellow house and it's iconic red roof. He looked a little nerve wrecked and definitely didn't want to be near the others at the moment. This caught my attention since he'd been acting fine with the boys yesterday and before that (except with Tom that is). The man pulled a hand through his horned, brunette hair, as if to gather his thoughts. Then he stared my in the eyes with both of our gazed locked tightly. His lips parted and finally the words slipped from his mouth, "Will...Will you join me in the Red Army..?" There was clear hesitation in his voice. My breath hitched a moment when everything suddenly turned upside down. He's my best friend, and for as long as I knew him he hardly did anything to hurt me. Then again, what about the others? Tom would no doubt disown me even though he posed as a brother figure to me. Edd's and Matt's reactions would definitely reflect Tom's. The thought of betrayal tore me in two leaving me to sit on the fence. My head rung with so many thoughts at once I just couldn't gather myself. Once I did I gave the man a stern look in his piercing, grey eyes. With my eyebrows knit together, I said what I needed to say. "---------------." (!!!DISCLAIMER!!!) (I do not own any of the characters from eddsworld nor any of the pictures/artwork I choose to show!)

New Start. (tordtom, Future, NSFW!! BEING REWRITTEN!!) by 3D3R44

A Tordtom fanfic!!! !!!WARNING SMUT AND ANGST!!!!!! Tom had been away from his friends for awhile. One day when he got a call from someone he hated, Tord. Tom was pissed by this, half because it was Tord, and the other half was because it was 05. But, he still met Tord at the local coffee shop. An old vice echos through the street Tom was on. He knew this voice. He knew he did. But he kept walking. He meets with Tord and agrees to join his army, in return, he gets treated for his eye cancer. Soon Tord confesses to Tom. But they are not complete without the two co-founders. A letter Tord gets reunites the group together. The whole group goes though tons of ups and downs, but they still recover. They could never think of a better life. CREDITS TO TRIPPYZWRLD ON INSTA FOR THE COVER!! THEY HAVE SILLY CUTE GOOD ART!!!! i hope you enjoy!! word total: 22,853 (GASP)(Bitch bffr ythis isn't true anymore dw ima update it later)

Should I Marry Him? (TomTord) by pychokitty

"It's a surprise. I waited three months for this to be made and now, I want to make sure everything goes as planned. " The Infamous Red Leader has always been a bachelor since his rise to power. To hear that he's actually getting married to a "childhood friend" has gotten everyone on edge as to who this person is. In reality, only a few people know who the mysterious person is and how special he is to the Red Leader. It's Tom. Thomas Ridgewood to be exact. At first, he was shocked himself. A chance to make something like this permanent is a big step until he finds out that Tord has a working time machine. He decides to use it again after a special mission to see one thing. If this is a marriage is worth it or will death be their parting This is the last book of the He's an Asshole series Warning, will contain sensitive subjects, religion, smut, kinky stuff, language, violence, etc.

Pain | TordTom by MrGrayNyx

Ok so I gave up on the description for this story but it's at least something- Tord comes back from the Army to see his "old friends" again. Of course, Tom is suspicious of him, cuz leaving for 9 years then coming back all of a sudden. Like what the hell? He must be planning something or some shit 'The End' does not happen until the second chapter :T)) - This book is very cringy. I recommend to be warned that it makes like, no sense- - ⚠️WARNING⚠️ [] Contains swearing [] Boyxboy [] Tordtom [] Eddmatt [] Characters do not belong to me, they belong to Eddsworld | Edward Duncan Ernest Gould ⚠️STRONGER TOPICS⚠️ [] Suicidal thoughts [] Suicide attempt (Maybe not, we'll find out) [] Self-harm [] Anorexia [] Rape (He's not actually going to be raped, more like touched sexually, kissing as well) ⚠️-So please if your sensitive about these things do not read-⚠️ I am warning you now Welp, other than that I hope you all enjoy it!! .•°*Rankings*°•. #6 in TomTord #1 in ewtordtom #2 in ewtomtord #1 in eweddmatt #2 in depressedtord

"𝙸 𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙳" // A TomTord Fanfic (DISCONTINUED TEMPORARILY/PERMANENTLY) by Reddative

Tord wanted to stay with his old friends, he didn't want to cover up his emotions towards Tom with hatred. But he couldn't, as he had an Army to lead and a Dream to make a reality. He will not let his injuries get in the way, besides. He was already making progress. So he cut off his right arm and replaced it with a mechanical one. He didn't care about nothing else but his dream to lead an army and take over the world to make is a safer, and better place. But deep down... He wanted Tom by his side while he achieved this. He wanted to hug his crush and kiss him on the lips every time he came back to his Army Base with another battle against another Leader. Tom was confused with his emotions towards the taller male, Tord. But all he knew is that he was a massive dick to him and when he found put about Tord's army he was infuriated, but he also understood that a dream is a dream. He wasn't gonna stop the man like his friends wanted to. He was convinced to start a REBELION against Tord with Edd and Matt. But he truly didn't know who's side to take, Cuz' deep down. He Loved the Prick in Red. He too, wanted to watch the Leader in Red achieve his dream he talked about oh so much in Highschool. ... Where will fate lead the two males in Red and Blue?

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No Longer Your Kingdom

There is a kingdom called Stardies. It's walls are built to the coast of Farixfa and it's surrounded by dark forest, where even the sunbeams are extraordinary. The king Edd Gold has finally had enough of their little problem. Problem...called Dragons. They are eating cattle of Edd's people. They even eat those unlucky ones who happen to be in their way. In other words, they won't only eat animals, they eat those poor humans as well. Edd and his loyal right hand man Tord Larkins, will pass a new dragon law. When the law comes into force, it gives the soldiers permission to kill those sickening lizards, and eat them instead. The dragon slayer also has license to make armor or weapons of a dragon's skull, bones, scale or claws etc. However, behind Edd's back, something is lurking, and that something is way worse than the ravages of dragons. _____ !TRIGGER WARNINGS! : Gore, animal and human abuse and inappropriate language. This AU is completely my own, so all the photos in this book are made by me. Please don't steal it or repost without asking. Eddsworld belongs to its rightful creator Edd Gould. The characters, not the real people, are used. Just to be clear, I don't ship the real people, only the characters okay. I also have changed the characters last names.