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He's Still An Asshole (TomTord)

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"Do you care about me?"
     "With all my heart, my love."
     "Do you love me?"
     "Do you want the whole answer?"	
     "Sure."
       
    "I love you like the stars in the skies. I want to love you until my dying breath. I took over this world and recreate it with you in mind. I never want to forget you. I know I have been neglectful, but, I never want you to think I don't love you. You have to do something really messed and even then, I can't hate you. You are my heart, my beloved."
  
   It's been six months since Tom and Tord have been officially dating in private. Despite all that, it's complicated being the boyfriend of the Red Leader despite a few knowing about it. 
   
  To make matters worse, Tom's family has a secret that threatens the two  lovebirds.
    
    If Tom doesn't claim Tord as his mate soon, time isn't the only thing that will break them apart. 
    
    *I decided to reupload  all the chapters  in this book instead. 
    
    This is the second book of He's An Asshole. 
    
    Warning: Will contain, smut, angst, violence, guns, BDSM, language, and craziness.All Rights Reserved

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Evenin' Sheriff by Jesters_Amulet

"You know what, you remind me of an old friend of mine." Tord smiled almost subconsciously and replied, "oh really? care to tell me how, Mister I-had-friends?" Thomas rolled his eye jokingly sipping more whiskey from his shot glass, "I don't know what it is exactly, but your presence just mimics him almost. Not to mention the obnoxious attitude." Tord playfully punched the barely sober Sheriff's shoulder, making Thomas chuckle at his actions. "Yeah he was annoying, petty, and very smug at times. But he was an excellent partner in crime." He swigged the liquid in his hands sighing, "And I'll never forget the way his face looked in the moonlight, sparkling. His smile was the one thing I knew out shined the stars, that bastard." Tord was speechless, surely Sheriff Thompson wasn't talking admirably about he himself, right? "A-and who, if I may ask, is this man of mysterious wonders giving you more energy than usual?" Thomas' face was unreadable, completely colorless, until he looked at Tord, piercing his soul with a killer expression shooting with it. "The same man, who took my eye." (Tomtord-Only of the fictional characters, never the real people- Please respect the Creator's privacy and space-) (Saloonatics)-(Note: Story goes back and forth between the characters past and present; Prequel to the Saloonatics episode!) Idea Started (September 18 2020) Story Ended (October 23 2022)

Just For Safe Keeping (TomTord) by A_Spoonful_Of_Salt

((This was my first ever fanfiction and a lot of the chapters and events were me trying to figure out my writing style. I do not consider this my best work at all. Viewer discretion is advised)) Tord has been Tom's best friend since Tom was a small child. They could never be separated. I mean, you can't separate a boy from his imaginary friend, can you? But when Tord breaks a major rule, things go down hill. {Completed July 15th, 2017} Reviews: "DAMN, WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO HEARTLESS" ~LavacatFromSpace "This. Made. Me. Super Snort." ~Unknown

Disappearing Act (Tomtord) by Neko_Jenna

*tw: swearing, murder, abuse, and crazy yanderes* "I guess that was the stupidest thing I'd done in my entire life. And trust me, I've done a lot of stupid things." After the whole giant robot incident Edd, Matt, and Tom are all ready to get on with their lives and forget about it. But only weeks later, Edd and Matt disappear leaving their blue hooded friend alone at a time full of war and violence. With Tom vulnerable and not thinking straight, a certain Norwegian decides to take advantage of him. Started: July 16th 2018 Finished: November 24th 2018 Sequel: Moonstruck Disclaimer : All rights to eddsworld belong to Edd Gould. I do not own the cover image although I am unsure who does.

Fall In Love With War. { Eddsworld / TomTord by Zib-Zob

that's right I made TomTord fanfic suck my balls🖕🖕🖕 (I'm kidding I luv u guys) It's been a few years since "The End", ten years to be exact. Tord believes that Edd, Matt and Tom died in the rubble of the house that day, well... He's convinced Tom died after he shot that harpoon, the other two not so much. Tord is in the middle of making war once again, The Red Army and another army that will be revealed later in the book. Unfortunately, Tords mental state has rapidly decreased over the past few months, leading him to locking himself in his office and barely talking to anyone. Not even Paul and Pat. Though, the one time he answers to them, they have amazing news and an idea, and idea that will not only help in the war, but might also help Tord with his mental state. But what is this idea? Read to find out. This fanfic will contain: swearing, eating disorders, mentions of suicide and self harm, and gay people. Please be advised before reading, if any of these trigger you avoid chapters with those in them.

Should I Marry Him? (TomTord) by pychokitty

"It's a surprise. I waited three months for this to be made and now, I want to make sure everything goes as planned. " The Infamous Red Leader has always been a bachelor since his rise to power. To hear that he's actually getting married to a "childhood friend" has gotten everyone on edge as to who this person is. In reality, only a few people know who the mysterious person is and how special he is to the Red Leader. It's Tom. Thomas Ridgewood to be exact. At first, he was shocked himself. A chance to make something like this permanent is a big step until he finds out that Tord has a working time machine. He decides to use it again after a special mission to see one thing. If this is a marriage is worth it or will death be their parting This is the last book of the He's an Asshole series Warning, will contain sensitive subjects, religion, smut, kinky stuff, language, violence, etc.

Lost ( TomTord) - Discontinued :( by peridothomeworldgem

"it's your fault they're hurt!" "Tord L! I will not let you leave--!" "It's all your fault!" "I love seeing you in pain." "What will you do now?" "The figure cocks its head and opens its jaw. It reaches its claw like fingers out towards me." "Wait! Tom! I'm sorry!" "SHUT UP! I HATE YOU!!" "you...hate me?" "Are you going to hurt us again?" The voice. Who are they? Why are they trying to hurt me? Why do I feel closer to Tom than anyone else? Why won't the red army accept my absence? What are they going to do to me? What will they do to Tom? "Everyone hates you!"

"I'm Fine" TordTom//TomTord by SmolAlexBean

Completed ((I dunno what to put here :>)) ~Tom~ -Short like 5'1 short -Feminine body -he be a thicc smol boi ÙwÚ👌 -he is anorexic -has REALLY bad anxiety and takes pills for it -has depression -suffers from suicidal thoughts -is crushing on Tord -likes to cut and do other self harm things -is usually smiling when around others ~Tord~ -second tallest -I dunno what else to put -~- -basically like his normal self -he has a crush on Tom ~Matt~ -Tallest bean -not as stupid -still likes looking at himself in mirrors , ~Edd~ -second shortest at 5'7 -still like to draw -still loves cola -it's Edd alright? Nothing changed ~plot~ Tom is usually a nice bean and is always smiling no matter what, you could be punching his face in and he'll still be smiling, but the others noticed that he was getting thinner and hiding in his room more often than usual. Tom goes about a week without leaving his room and Edd and Matt send tord in to check on him, when he finally gets the door open he finds Tom hiding under his blankets..... What happens next? Idk you have to read the book to find out ((btw this is a TordTom book and might (idk) have smut)) ★WARNING THIS BOOK CONTAINS CUTTING, AND MUCH MORE THAT COULD TRIGGER PEOPLE, IF YOU GET TRIGGERED EASILY PLEASE DO NOT READ! thank you :>★ Sub: Tom Dom: Tord If I decide to write smut :> ♥slow updates♥

Tower Of Mistakes by Spottedfire-Windclan

*~* SEQUEL TO HERE COMES A THOUGHT *~* It's been two years since Tord moved back to England and disbanded the Red Army. All is well, he's got his home, his friends, and his Tom, plus all the crazy adventures they have. What could be better.? But the good times can not last as a visit from two old friend's of Tord's brings troubling news. The Red Army is back and under the rule of a new Red Leader. To keep his friends safe, Tord has no choice but to face his past, and to fix his mistakes before it consumes the world... and his life. I do not own Eddsworld or the cover art. All rights go to their creators.

"𝙸 𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙳" // A TomTord Fanfic (DISCONTINUED TEMPORARILY/PERMANENTLY) by Reddative

Tord wanted to stay with his old friends, he didn't want to cover up his emotions towards Tom with hatred. But he couldn't, as he had an Army to lead and a Dream to make a reality. He will not let his injuries get in the way, besides. He was already making progress. So he cut off his right arm and replaced it with a mechanical one. He didn't care about nothing else but his dream to lead an army and take over the world to make is a safer, and better place. But deep down... He wanted Tom by his side while he achieved this. He wanted to hug his crush and kiss him on the lips every time he came back to his Army Base with another battle against another Leader. Tom was confused with his emotions towards the taller male, Tord. But all he knew is that he was a massive dick to him and when he found put about Tord's army he was infuriated, but he also understood that a dream is a dream. He wasn't gonna stop the man like his friends wanted to. He was convinced to start a REBELION against Tord with Edd and Matt. But he truly didn't know who's side to take, Cuz' deep down. He Loved the Prick in Red. He too, wanted to watch the Leader in Red achieve his dream he talked about oh so much in Highschool. ... Where will fate lead the two males in Red and Blue?

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Evenin' Sheriff

"You know what, you remind me of an old friend of mine." Tord smiled almost subconsciously and replied, "oh really? care to tell me how, Mister I-had-friends?" Thomas rolled his eye jokingly sipping more whiskey from his shot glass, "I don't know what it is exactly, but your presence just mimics him almost. Not to mention the obnoxious attitude." Tord playfully punched the barely sober Sheriff's shoulder, making Thomas chuckle at his actions. "Yeah he was annoying, petty, and very smug at times. But he was an excellent partner in crime." He swigged the liquid in his hands sighing, "And I'll never forget the way his face looked in the moonlight, sparkling. His smile was the one thing I knew out shined the stars, that bastard." Tord was speechless, surely Sheriff Thompson wasn't talking admirably about he himself, right? "A-and who, if I may ask, is this man of mysterious wonders giving you more energy than usual?" Thomas' face was unreadable, completely colorless, until he looked at Tord, piercing his soul with a killer expression shooting with it. "The same man, who took my eye." (Tomtord-Only of the fictional characters, never the real people- Please respect the Creator's privacy and space-) (Saloonatics)-(Note: Story goes back and forth between the characters past and present; Prequel to the Saloonatics episode!) Idea Started (September 18 2020) Story Ended (October 23 2022)