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He's Still An Asshole (TomTord)

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"Do you care about me?"
     "With all my heart, my love."
     "Do you love me?"
     "Do you want the whole answer?"	
     "Sure."
       
    "I love you like the stars in the skies. I want to love you until my dying breath. I took over this world and recreate it with you in mind. I never want to forget you. I know I have been neglectful, but, I never want you to think I don't love you. You have to do something really messed and even then, I can't hate you. You are my heart, my beloved."
  
   It's been six months since Tom and Tord have been officially dating in private. Despite all that, it's complicated being the boyfriend of the Red Leader despite a few knowing about it. 
   
  To make matters worse, Tom's family has a secret that threatens the two  lovebirds.
    
    If Tom doesn't claim Tord as his mate soon, time isn't the only thing that will break them apart. 
    
    *I decided to reupload  all the chapters  in this book instead. 
    
    This is the second book of He's An Asshole. 
    
    Warning: Will contain, smut, angst, violence, guns, BDSM, language, and craziness.All Rights Reserved

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Should I Marry Him? (TomTord) by pychokitty

"It's a surprise. I waited three months for this to be made and now, I want to make sure everything goes as planned. " The Infamous Red Leader has always been a bachelor since his rise to power. To hear that he's actually getting married to a "childhood friend" has gotten everyone on edge as to who this person is. In reality, only a few people know who the mysterious person is and how special he is to the Red Leader. It's Tom. Thomas Ridgewood to be exact. At first, he was shocked himself. A chance to make something like this permanent is a big step until he finds out that Tord has a working time machine. He decides to use it again after a special mission to see one thing. If this is a marriage is worth it or will death be their parting This is the last book of the He's an Asshole series Warning, will contain sensitive subjects, religion, smut, kinky stuff, language, violence, etc.

Oh, Fucking Hell (Tomtord) by Shi_Fero

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

My Fair Thomas... | TordTom [] WTFuture [] by MrGrayNyx

It's been over seven years after that incident with Tord. The gang has almost forgotten about him. ALMOST The world has changed a lot since the Red Army has became more and more powerful The place that used to be known as England wasn't the same anymore. The Red Army has been able to concur it As well for other countries but those are unimportant to this story But as a certain Red Leader had sent some of his soldiers to go around the city where a certain group is. To go around the place. In search of three people, but mostly one in specific Red Leader, unknown to most. Wanting to meet some old friends of his "I can't wait to see you again..." "My Fair Thomas..." - Book cover made by me :3 .•°*Characters*°•. They will be mentioned in the first part I post ⚠️WARNING⚠️ [] BoyxBoy [] GirlxGirl [] TordTom [] MattEdd [] Violence [] Guns, war and things you'd expect in a Army- [] 4th Wall Breaking - Rankings (Sep/09/2020) #1 in tomtord #1 in ewtomtord #1 in wtfuture #1 in ewringo #1 in myocs #1 in mattedd #1 in eweddmatt - [] Writing dates [] Kapittel 1 - Jan/27/2020 Kapitte 75 - Sep/20/2020 [] Posting dates [] Kapittel 1 - July/12/2020 Kapitte 75 - Oct/01/2020

Broken Music 2 : Modified | TomxTord Fanfict | Eddsworld by cjeddsworldfreak

{COMPLITED} [NOTICE: This is a sequel to the first Broken Music, so go read it first if you havent, so you'll understand the story better!! :D] It's been two years since the incident. And Theo is still an asshole. Worse than before. Everything starts getting better and seems to be going okay, but that doesn't last long. (Art in this book, even the cover, is mine, unless stated otherwise.) ⚠︎Warning:⚠︎ -Blood -Gore -Fighting -Abuse -Offensive/Strong Language -Intense Kissing -Rape (NO smut! Or if there is, there is gonna be a warning!!) (And yes, this AU is made by me. And if someone wants to draw fanart, which no one probably will, post it on instagram and tag me @cjeddsworldfreak, or then send it to me on discord @freak#0144 ) ((I will also probably redraw the cover at some point)) Chapter 1 puplished:December 3rd 2020

Enemies with benefits (TordTom) by smutenura

(There will definitely be smut And I'm only gonna warn ppl in the first chapter) Please don't report, there's an actual story, not just smut. Masturbation, Sexual frustration, Drama, hate and lubrication. Let's go with that On my old account, this had 60K views, 2.3K votes, and 35 chapters. Dom Tord! Completed story! Have a pleasant life ouo

No Longer Your Kingdom by inkaaaaaa-

There is a kingdom called Stardies. It's walls are built to the coast of Farixfa and it's surrounded by dark forest, where even the sunbeams are extraordinary. The king Edd Gold has finally had enough of their little problem. Problem...called Dragons. They are eating cattle of Edd's people. They even eat those unlucky ones who happen to be in their way. In other words, they won't only eat animals, they eat those poor humans as well. Edd and his loyal right hand man Tord Larkins, will pass a new dragon law. When the law comes into force, it gives the soldiers permission to kill those sickening lizards, and eat them instead. The dragon slayer also has license to make armor or weapons of a dragon's skull, bones, scale or claws etc. However, behind Edd's back, something is lurking, and that something is way worse than the ravages of dragons. _____ !TRIGGER WARNINGS! : Gore, animal and human abuse and inappropriate language. This AU is completely my own, so most of the photos in this book are made by me. Please don't steal it or repost without asking. Eddsworld belongs to its rightful creator Edd Gould. The characters, not the real people, are used. Just to be clear, I don't ship the real people, only the characters okay. I also have changed the characters last names. Edit: Rewritten :3

He's An Asshole (TomTord) by pychokitty

"Why did you do it?" "Do what?" "Leave without Authorization. I know you too well to know when you're about to do something rash and that was pretty rash." "I want to see him again." It's been years since the Red Army has taken over the world and created a new world order ran by none other than the Red Leader. What was said on the way to work has an issue for Thomas Ridgewood. He wants to see the one friend that's his sanity but, he cant. He wants to live the normal life he used to have with his friends like he used to but, he can't. Instead, he and his other friend, Matthew(Matt) Hart, works for the Red Army in the Red Kingdom In Norway. Worse, is that he works for Red Leader who happens to be an old rival of his and he hates it. But, it's the only way to survive in this crazy world. This a sort of revised version of the fanfiction I was working on. Warning: language, violence, maybe a little smut or BDSM, and other things

Ethereal Futures (Future Tordtom) by xXAbsoluteZerroXx

OHO! Well i think im giving up on life. Sorry if my English sucks >.< even tho its my primary language... SO YEAH! Also, i made the cover. Kill me :D After Tord left Tom and his friends without a house, he felt nothing holding him back anymore. He lead his army, conquering country after country. Eventually this news got t o Edd, Matt and Tom. *IMMA LEAVE IT THERE, OTHERWISE I WONT HAVE ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT IN THE FIRST CHAPTER!* oh BTW. I'm going to make it a love hate relationship :3 sorry im not sorry! also, this isn't going to be love at first sight! since this is legit not that long after the end :/

Disappearing Act (Tomtord) by Neko_Jenna

*tw: swearing, murder, abuse, and crazy yanderes* "I guess that was the stupidest thing I'd done in my entire life. And trust me, I've done a lot of stupid things." After the whole giant robot incident Edd, Matt, and Tom are all ready to get on with their lives and forget about it. But only weeks later, Edd and Matt disappear leaving their blue hooded friend alone at a time full of war and violence. With Tom vulnerable and not thinking straight, a certain Norwegian decides to take advantage of him. Started: July 16th 2018 Finished: November 24th 2018 Sequel: Moonstruck Disclaimer : All rights to eddsworld belong to Edd Gould. I do not own the cover image although I am unsure who does.

Tower Of Mistakes by Spottedfire-Windclan

*~* SEQUEL TO HERE COMES A THOUGHT *~* It's been two years since Tord moved back to England and disbanded the Red Army. All is well, he's got his home, his friends, and his Tom, plus all the crazy adventures they have. What could be better.? But the good times can not last as a visit from two old friend's of Tord's brings troubling news. The Red Army is back and under the rule of a new Red Leader. To keep his friends safe, Tord has no choice but to face his past, and to fix his mistakes before it consumes the world... and his life. I do not own Eddsworld or the cover art. All rights go to their creators.

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