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In der zehnten Klasse sollte ich mich mal selber mit 3 Wörtern beschreiben. Ich wählte natürlich sowas wie, hilfsbereit, nett oder offen für alles und jeden. 
Tja, heute, nur zwei Jahre später muss ich sagen, ich bin zu aller erst unglaublich sexy, dann noch extrem verführerisch und zu guter Schluss einfach fantastisch. 
In dem "Buch" will ich eigentlich nicht irgendwas erreichen, wahrscheinlich kommt hier nur irgendeine Scheiße von und zu rein...und damit jeder etwas von meiner unglaublichen, hochbegabten Kreativität nen Stück Rotze abbekommt, hab ich den Mist auf auf öffentlich gestellt. 

Da sage ich nur, lasst den Scheiß mal beginnen!

KEINE RICHTIGE GESCHICHTE, NUR IRGENDEINE SCHEIẞE DIE ICH MIR AUSDENKE UM VORALLEM MICH SELBST ZU AMÜSIEREN!

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