How-To Space Pirate for Dummies
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Aik (Ike) Kymil Vankov has never been a docile girl. At an early age, she chose a less- than-usual occupation. Instead of staying planetside and making a living being a serving maid or a cashier, she chose to follow certain unsavory characters into a dangerous, illegal line of work - namely, pirating... Space pirating. With her trusty ship, Insyron, she loots and resells cargo from other ships, always staying on the run from the law and other shadier-than-thou characters. Never a dull moment when you have at least ten governments, five races, hordes of criminals, and who knows what chasing after you.
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