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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said: "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight." I said: "Wow!"  Then her friend said: "She means 666-3629."Alle rechten voorbehouden

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The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} door BlueDanceLover

"You signed me up for what?" I shrieked at her. My best friend, who had volunteered me to test a new game that she wanted to make videos out of. A game that took ten girls and ten guys and forced them to become a couple. But the guys had to go around and choose who they wanted to try and date, to court and try to swoon. A twisted form of the bachelor or the bachelorette. A way of trying to force love. And she had written my name down without my permission. "It's called The Boyfriend Games," she giggled. "We're gonna find you some love." •~• I gasped looking up at the sincerity in his eyes. "I mean it. The other girls not only dolled their looks up, but they all put on a phony façade. The personality and laughter I see from them is all fake. But you... you only show what's real, no matter how different your appearance is. You're still the same Thera that you were before this started." Chewing on my lip I looked up at him and took a deep breath before my reply. "I really have to pee." •~• Started: Jan. 2015 Finished: July 2015

¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.

text messages {#1} | ✓ door Miraaaaculous

-1 new text message- Unknown Number: hey Me: this isn't an online chatting app, where did you get my number? Unknown Number: *hey :) (hi i wrote this when i was 14 lol) ©since 2015 | miracle

I'M IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND-fearless peony door gloryfelix660

This is about Nikki and Nick, a boy and a girl, who are best friends. But eventually, started falling for each other. Girl: We're Best Friends, right? Boy: Yes, of course. Girl: So be honest with me. Who do you like? Boy: No one. I love someone. Girl: ohhh, she must be very lucky Boy: Definitely, I love her since the day I met her. Girl: Really? Well, since we're best friends I wanna meet her. Please call her Boy: oh! Okay. *he takes out his phone and call the girl Girl: Best, hold on. I think I'm receiving a call. *she answers the phone Girl: Hello? Boy: I love you

When a girl got stood up by her supposed date and decided to give him a piece of her mind through a text message, but when she pressed send, it was sent to a wrong number. And what if the person she accidentally sent the message responded to her text?

Sorry! Wrong Number| Conan gray x female oc door jen_rose_46

"why the hell should I trust you, i dont even know you" he said "Wanna find out?" where Y/n texts the wrong number...

Star67~Ben Simmons Love Story door c00kiemonster12

Everyone has a hobby. Some people like to paint and draw while others like to play video games. 20 year old Star has a hobby too, but some would say that hers is kinda strange. She likes to prank call random numbers, but what happens when the person on the other end returns the call?

LOVE SQUARE ✎ X.J, W.H, L.Y x OC door --K0ZUMIIE

YangYang x OC Xiaojun x OC Hendery x OC ♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥ In which a group of drunk guys decided to prank call a random number. ❝Are you from China? Because Im China get in your panties❞ ❝Excuse me? Who exactly are you?❞ ❝The love of your life- ❞ ❝Uhh, Are you drunk?❞ ❝Yeah... wanna fuck?❞ ♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥ WaRnInG: -possible smut -fluff -heart palpitations -lemons -men 〔ＳＴＡＲＴＥＤ：01.04.19 〕〔ＥＮＤＥＤ：08.04.19 〕

Y'know that one girl who's they called the pack slut. That's me, Arielle WaterCrest. I'm actually a virgin I just flirt with boys, to get his attention.The only boy I ever cared about since I was a child, he was my one and only true love. He is the Beta. Most girls want the Alpha, but I want the Beta. It surprised me when on my seventeen birthday he's my mate. Too bad, the Alpha wants me and always had a plan to claim me on my birthday, he never bothered to tell his bestfriend, the Beta. My life just got, fucked up.

BESTFRIENDS | JENLISA (Complete) door jeieiltei89

Jennie: We're Best Friends, right? Lisa: Yes, of course. Jennie: So be honest with me. Who do you like? Lisa: No one. I love someone. Jennie: ohhh, she must be very lucky Lisa: Definitely, I love her since the day I met her. Jennie: Really? Well, since we're best friends I wanna meet her. Please call her lisa: oh! Okay. *Lisa takes out her phone and call the girl Jennie: Lili, hold on. I think I'm receiving a call. *she answers the phone Jennie: Hello? Lisa: I love you Note:Jenlisa version #CTTO Warning:Lisa hve GP

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The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} cover

I'M IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND-fearless peony cover

Sorry! Wrong Number| Conan gray x female oc cover

The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One}

"You signed me up for what?" I shrieked at her. My best friend, who had volunteered me to test a new game that she wanted to make videos out of. A game that took ten girls and ten guys and forced them to become a couple. But the guys had to go around and choose who they wanted to try and date, to court and try to swoon. A twisted form of the bachelor or the bachelorette. A way of trying to force love. And she had written my name down without my permission. "It's called The Boyfriend Games," she giggled. "We're gonna find you some love." •~• I gasped looking up at the sincerity in his eyes. "I mean it. The other girls not only dolled their looks up, but they all put on a phony façade. The personality and laughter I see from them is all fake. But you... you only show what's real, no matter how different your appearance is. You're still the same Thera that you were before this started." Chewing on my lip I looked up at him and took a deep breath before my reply. "I really have to pee." •~• Started: Jan. 2015 Finished: July 2015

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