Bitcon Fanfic

Dear Fellow Bitstripper,
Hi, I'm Frank Bones, one of bitstrip's workers.
I understand you're furious with us for taking so long to fix the inboxes, but they've been up and running for a few months now, and a lot of you have been requesting one thing over and over. And that is Bitcon.
I had to discuss this with a few of the people at the HQ, but we have the technology and men to keep out anyone dangerous. We are officially inviting you to Bitcon.
We will have an interview with you. But you must give us your area code, we wont go to your house, but you and your parents will come to a cafe of some sorts with me, just to make sure nothing bad is up. We have more information on our page. Please reply, and call me so we can sort things out. P.S make sure a parent or guardian knows before you call.
555-555-1234
Thank you and get back to us as soon as you can
~Frank Bones

REMINDER:
If you are not apart of this story, know I only put in people I know, or sort of know. Yes, it'll be mostly focused on my bitfriends and I, but it's only because I know them best