Patama/hugot/funny jokes
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masaya magmahal pero pag sawi ka mga hugot/patama and fuuny jokes ang iyong sandalan so sa mga sawi jan kapit lng mga bes kaya NIYO YAN!!👌💪☝💜
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𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐎𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 || 𝐉𝐉𝐊
"𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊 𝒂𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚, 𝒊 𝒂𝒎 𝒄𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒔" ----- 𝐀 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐲/𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬! 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬? ----- 𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕣: ●𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝,𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝. ●𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. ----- 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤! 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭! 💜 ~𝐀𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 ----- Ⓒ︎𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩.Complete
❝ stop sending me death threats you rat. ❞ +social media au ─completed: oct. 26, 2020
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