Seemingly Random Things That Aren't Actually Random
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- Parts 6
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Last published Sun, Dec 30, 2018
Me: Oh hey! Come over here!
You: Um, hello?
Me: Hi! My name is Sree!
You: Hi...
Me: What are you doing here?
You: You called me here, remember?
Me: Oh yeah. Well, now that you're here, read this book!
You: Uh, what's it about?
Me: Lots of things that make me weird! I write about lots of fandoms I'm in! I also have lots of other things!
You: Okay, I guess...
Me: Yay! Come on! *Magical unicorn appears and whisks Sree into the book*
You: I'll just go along with it, I guess. *You cannonball into the book*
Did you do it?
What are you still doing here?
PLEASE READ IT! I BEG YOU!
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