Why Choose The One Who Hurts You?
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  • Parts 11
  • Time 1h 42m
Ongoing, First published Oct 22, 2017
When You Can Try Something New?

For years now, Kenny has had a crush on his "Super Best Friend" Eric Cartman, but he never thought anything of it. Now, the boys are 13 and starting the 8th grade at South Park Middle School. Kenny knows that what he feels is real, but he's afraid to tell Cartman the truth. As long as he's known the heavier boy, all Eric Cartman has ever said is that he HATES fags and that they should burn in Hell. It shouldn't be that hard to continue keeping his feelings secret, right..? With Eric, who knows Kenny better than anyone else, constantly asking him if something is bothering him, he's not so sure. Little does he know, someone else has their eyes on him. Someone who watches from afar, never confronting the blonde boy.

One day, fed up with Eric's pestering, Kenny accidentally blurts out his feelings in front of Eric, Stan, and Kyle. Eric...doesn't react well....at all..

Is this the perfect moment for the boy in the shadows to strike, middle finger erect?

Or will tragedy strike instead?

Bad shit happens, then there are moments of cute fluff, there's jealous plans, and then Kenny gets sick...really sick...

(THIS STORY DOES NOT HAVE AN ENDING YET!!!! I will publish unfinished chapters so you can see the titles and pictures! :D)

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Fake Park Episode 1: Potholes and Gnomes (South Park)

13 parts Complete Mature

(This series begins after the events of the vaccine special! I would recommend watching it before continuing!) After the death of their teacher the boys split up not long after Kyle, Stan, and Kenny get back together leaving out Cartman. Cartman is being ignored by everyone at the school because he is blamed for the death of the beloved teacher. What happens when Cartman is desperate for attention? (The book is better than the description.) This basically the fake South Park. Warnings: Neglect, verbal abuse, drug abuse, addiction, alcoholism, violence, a lot of murder, mild gore, swearing, smutty parts, kinks, uses the word rape (Oops! I mean involuntary penetration), hippies, nose sucking, unedited, blackmail, OOC moments (Sorry emotions), isolation, BDSM, diaper bondage, strained relationships, homophobia, Sheila is big fat bitch, Creek, antisemitism, and attempts of comedy which I only laugh at. I don't own the characters or South Park, but I own the story. Cover art by me.