Fern Penelope is an orphaned 18-year-old that just got a job at Gar's Bodega -- a job she's wanted for years since her first visit there -- and she's already happy with it. But, she doesn't know what goes on in the daily lives of the Plaza, so it's a good thing she's somewhat adaptable.
Raymond Boxman is the youngest son of Lord Boxman, who is kinda obsessed with attacking the Plaza and watching it burn to the ground. Raymond, while also hating the Plaza and those who work there, is more into being his own, sports star robot.
However, as we all know in life, it's not always that easy.
When one faithful, rainy battle -- that just so happens to be Fern's first day on the job -- occurs, both begin to develop feelings after Raymond tackles Fern to the ground. How will this all end? Will they both accept each other? Find out by reading this story: Roses and Ferns!
Warning: The chapters up until "Fern's Past" and so on are first person POV, so sorry for the inevitable cringe-fest that's bound to happen. May also have slow updates, cheesy romance, cheesy storylines, and out of characterness.
The bloody battlefield fell silent as a blinding white light swallowed both the Hero and the Villain.
In a distant place, a man drowning in endless paperwork barely had time to curse before the same light consumed him.
Deep within an ancient library, a woman turned the page of a centuries-old tome-only for the light to tear her away as well.
They were all kidnapped.
By whom, you ask? Of course, by the Supreme Gods-divine beings with far too much power and absolutely no sense of personal boundaries.
Because what's the point of being all-powerful if you can't kidnap a few mortals for your own entertainment?
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"The Fuck?"
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"I wish you happiness and success, my dearest children," the God of Time whispered a gentle warmth in his voice.
And with that, the glowing figures faded.
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"Congratulations, Countess!!"
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"YOU SUCK!!!"
"YOU SUCK MORE!!!"
"OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, SHUT UP!!!"
"STOP SHOUTING!!!" the eldest sister snapped at her three bickering little brothers.
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°A new chance.
°New beginnings.
°New people.
°New stories.
And maybe-just maybe-this time, a happy ending that lasts.
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.TROPES:
Found Family: But make it trauma-bonded.
OP Siblings: Who could rule the world but can't share pancakes.
Chaotic Rich People: "Therapy is for the poor."
Blame the God of Death: For *everything*.
Adopt All The Orphans
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MAIN SHIPS
KRS!CALE x CHOI HAN
OG!CALE x ALBERU
BARROW x OC (male)
FEMALE OC X OC (male)
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Many sub-ships too (≧▽≦)
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