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Theseus66
Ongoing, First published Oct 23, 2017
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These are just a bunch of funny quotes and paragraphs which will make you laugh and tolerate life. Also some of them are inspiration all also and some are the last words of people also so no hate !

Tell me your thoughts about them, also none of the quotes belong to me (duh).

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