Stuck with One Direction

this story is about a girl and her phsyco path ex best friend, one direction, one police officer and one crazy ride!
What would you do if your crazy best friend decided to kidnapp her favourite band, One Direction, and kidnapped you as well? And have you met her friends? They're even crazier then your best friend!! And you find out a police officer is helping them? Ughh..too much for me to handle...especially if I just keep getting hurt from it all. And I dont mean love hurt, i mean blood hurt. By the way...how much blood do you have to loose before you die?