The normal Hamilfam (Hamilton, Jefferson, The Schuylers, ect.) are in college. It's their first day, and none of them get a choice of whom they share a dorm with. Some dorms are destined for mayhem and destruction, while others are the best pairs there are. Outside these dorms, love is very difficult. Especially when nobody in the group is straight. Eventually, they decide to have a competition to who is 'the most gay' couple. Who will win? SHIPS INCLUDE; Jeffmads, Lams, Mullette, Kingsbury, BurrLee (Burr x Lee) and Maria x Peggy.