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ineedtoplanstoriesbeforeiwritethem itllbebetteriswear kindashit probablynotgonnagoanywhere sorryforthemeltdown thereisprobablyanotherstorycomingeventually

I was bored ok? so I made this.
there are a lot of inside jokes and it's a bit of a mess so yeah

YOU PEOPLE WANTED ME TO POST IT ON WATTPAD, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED

the title was gonna be and I quote 'I don't know what this is, if you have a good idea for a title just comment it but for now it's saved on my computer as 'one weird family' good luck trying to read this shit' but apparently a title only gets 80 characters so I slammed my head on the keyboard instead. Tells you a little something about me.

BTW people in this story are mostly real people I know however very few of the events in this story are tru, the moral here is, I don't live in a dorm building or go to a shop; for weed but i do make some good ass cookies.

Don't expect good things cus they ain't cominAll Rights Reserved

ineedtoplanstoriesbeforeiwritethem itllbebetteriswear kindashit probablynotgonnagoanywhere sorryforthemeltdown thereisprobablyanotherstorycomingeventually

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