Kiss Me... Please?
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Last published Thu, Nov 26, 2020
[(A/N) Decided to republish this old fic i wrote back in 2017 when i was like 12, and in love with the Joker, just for shits and giggles. Everything below this note is from the original description and i have not edited the fic at all. Enjoy my crappy writing!]
********Possible Spoilers!!! ********
JUST WANT TO CLARIFY THAT THE CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME AND I GIVE CREDIT TO THE MAKERS OF SUICIDE SQUAD.
😁😁😁THANK YOU! 😁 😁😁
This is the story of the Joker and Harley Quinn but without the actual Suicide Squad ever being invented. Just with the joker breaking Harley out of prison and other stuff.
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PS. I am a nice person (I think...) so if I do decide to put abuse into this story it will probably be a little sugar-coated.
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