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Smag, a foolish young girl, goes in search of her would-be lover Darth Vader, after he ran away from her, just moments before he and his apprentices fell from Cloud City into the abyss below.

In the meanwhile, Emperor Palpatine's two incompetent servants, Darth Powerfulus and Kryo Ben are also desperately searching for the Dark Lord of the Sith, along with the entire Imperial army, after Palpatine threatened to zap them if they didn't comply. (How horrid!) 

But Vader doesn't wish to be found by either party, and seeks solitude to train his two apprentices, Darth Asbestos and Dart Texus.

Will he escape both party's clutches? Or will he end up walking the isle in a tuxedo, before Emperor Palpatine himself?

Find out in Star Wars, Bride of Vader. A GREGG VS JOROS fan fiction.All Rights Reserved

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