La verdadera historia de Tjerk

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Si años atrás me hubieran preguntado mi nombre, la respuesta habría sido bastante simple (creo): Me llamo Tjerk Van Daake. Que el resto no lo entendiera, cosa suya, supongo (¿o no?). En fin. Luego de explicarles que se pronunciaba "Sherk" y no "Jerk" (ante lo que mis compañeros de clase en América soltaban unas sonoras carcajadas), todo estaba bien. Hasta ahora. Claro, es que estar muerto complica un poco las cosas, la verdad. Sobre todo cuando NO te suicidaste, sino que alguien te asesinó. En serio, fue así, aunque parezca lo contrario. Y, aunque no lo crean, tengo que hacer unas cuantas cosas más en este mundo, antes de partir... por eso, quizá, me reencarné en un tipo bastante distinto a mí. En fin, lo que tengo que hacer es lo siguiente: 

(1)	Enamorar a Lisa McGregor. 
(2)	Descubrir quién me asesinó
(3)	Aclarar que no me suicidé (a pesar de que tengo otro cuerpo, otra cara y otra vida)
(4)	Cobrar una (pequeña) venganza. 

No es mucho, lo sé. Pero bueno, son las cosas que el Señor dispone, ¿no?All Rights Reserved

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