Supposedly, this machine was supposed to take a small drop of blood, and it'd find the absolute perfect person for you. Bullshit. "I promise, I promise, it works. All you need is to prick your finger and viola! Your one true love will be revealed, it is up to you to find them!" said the salesman. "What if we don't find them? Like, if we get too busy to look, or something?" "Then you've missed out on a great opportunity and ignored the one who'd love you the best," spoke the salesman. "What's this device called?" "The Perfect Pair Device. Otherwise called the P-P-D."