Pick Up Lines
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  • Time 15m
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Complete, First published Oct 27, 2017
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There will be a time in your life when you will like to ask someone out.

And the best way to do so is by a very bad, cheesy and/or hilarious pick up line. 

So here's a bunch of them.

Use it carefully, wrap it around your non-gendered specific willy and get that booty.

-Dem
         xxxx

I don't own any of these pick up lines. Just like my memes, I stole all of them from the Internet. Credits to the authors!
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