Pick Up Lines
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  • Reads 7,533
  • Votes 161
  • Parts 74
  • Time 15m
Complete, First published Oct 27, 2017
Mature
There will be a time in your life when you will like to ask someone out.

And the best way to do so is by a very bad, cheesy and/or hilarious pick up line. 

So here's a bunch of them.

Use it carefully, wrap it around your non-gendered specific willy and get that booty.

-Dem
         xxxx

I don't own any of these pick up lines. Just like my memes, I stole all of them from the Internet. Credits to the authors!
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I aburtly stand from my bed when I heard my apartment door opening with a 'THUD' sound.I quickly run to the front room only to see a guy sucking a blonde gals face, so because I'm such a jerk I cross my arms on my chest leaning on the doorframe of my room while the mystery guy take the girl to the sofa reaching her dress zip at the back. Now my beautiful night eyes won't like to see naked body of my own sex but I wouldn't mind seeing naked...ugh get a grip jer "sorry to interrupt your beautiful lusting moment but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY F.U.C.K.I.N.G APARTMENT?!?!" They both jumped from their seat and I get to see their faces the girl is familiar and the bo__what the hell??? And the mystery guy just smirk at me.. WHEN YOU SUDDENLY happen to see your father made suicide, your world will completely shatter, he was your only family. But then you have incredible friends as family to let you go through it, and much more, life has different twist for u. Get to see what your fate wrote... *********##########********* Guyz bitch is back enjoy my book and do give it a try please...and I'm sure u will like it!! Update every SSunday WARNING- I suck at description