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Christabel's guide to necromancy and world domination

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Reads 852
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Parts 23
Time 2h 36m

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She wakes up in another universe, meets mysterious creatures and goes on adventures, raises an undead army and keeps complaining about how cliched everything is, while threatening to destroy the world for a cup of coffee... Wait. Something is not right here.
Follow Christabel's quest to survive a world so cliched it hurts her brain, understand why everybody is mistaking her for a super-powerful necromancer (okay, there were the skeleton dwarves, but that was an accident, she swears), and find a cup of coffee. Also, a way home would be nice... but mostly coffee.

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Colonized Khoury by YourStorlyMe

About religions to the corrupt gods and the small amount of people who are hiding from those religious people due to the principals these corrupt gods pass down on them. One boy, two groups, many, something, yada. You get it right? Will Kol survive? Har, har, har, five nights at... *Ahem* Sorry... And no... The story does not focus on the cover old man. (In part 1, back of the book) I'm, sorry... Again... - Anywho... Yes, I made this cover (now resting in the "Back of The Book" part)! Does it have anything to do with the story? No! Is it because it's funny...? Yes. ***More story information below*** Back on track... The story focuses on a character named, Kol! You'll love him, he has so much personality! Such as-... Such as... Yup! Not only that, there will be many other loving characters such as... Yup, yup! And there will be a lot of fun references that only the true ones "gyatt (sorry)" to get! :D And let me answer a question that everyone will have right off the start. Yes... Kol's mom is a hotty. Oh, ho, caught your interest did I?

The Fallen Human by dinomite123

*Note: This is a First Person POV story of the game Undertale. I ripped everything from this off of that game. I am completely unoriginal. The main character wakes up in the middle of an underground world, filled with danger. The path to escape is a very dangerous one. Only the most determined can get through. How will this turn out?

My vampire mate (currently re-writing) by fuck_off04

A 15 year old girl faces the extremes starting from a young age... Abuse, mentally..physically..emotionally.. hatred, depression, suicidal thoughts, attempts, and more. All things she eventually had to learn how to handle on her own. But a vampire now... how will she face face this new ' extreme'? I grew up with a abusive family, all of them reminding me every day how worthless I was, how i was the mistake and the one ruining the family name, and didn't Belong. Until one unexpected night I was taken by a guy who is a vampire and claims me as his mate... Y/n is a teenage girl who is abused and hurt by not only her family, but other people she meets at school, she was counted as a outcast, freak, etc.. one night she goes out and is almost raped but is saved and kidnapped by a guy who ends up claiming to be a vampire who claims she is his mate, and that she belongs to him. Will she find love with him? Or will she fight their connection? ^ THIS BOOK IS WRITTEN FROM YOUR POV (point of view) ^ *swearing* * inappropriate * *slow updates* *first book* *no hate please if you don't like it stop reading* * probably extremely cringy* ( You have been warned) ( not very good at descriptions you'll have to read to find out) > This is a copy right story< READ AT YOUR OWN RISK BUT PLEASE LOOK AT THE TAGS, THIS BOOK CONTAINS MASSIVE DEPRESSION, DEPRESSION THOUGHTS, SUICIDAL ATTEMPTS, AND MANY OTHER THINGS THAT CAN TRIGGER MULTIPLE THINGS IN THAT CATEGORY, INCLUDING EATING DISORDERS. PLEASE IF THIS IS A TRIGGER FOR YOU, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. Thank you. #4 abuse 2021 #16 attempted rape 2021 #3 in abuse 2022

Coffee n drama by d3v1lfor3v3r

Sip on some coffee and enjoy ? For those who want quick drama

Transmigrated as the terminally ill villainess by Money_stealer

I could say this is one cliché story. A college girl died and transmigrated into an otome game she once played. Unfortunately she becomes the villainess, and even worse she has an illness. • I acknowledge that there might be some grammar mistakes in my first book, as English isn't my native language. I'm open to constructive feedback that would help me improve my writing skills^^ • The pictures and stories are exclusively mine. • I wrote this book out of boredom. Update when I can.

The Immortal and The Undying by TLG_Tako

She has gained a reputation for being the "Undying Adventurer," despite the fact that she absolutely hates it. Each misstep leads her to accidental deaths-whether she's falling off cliffs, getting hit by runaway carts, or skewered by enchanted swords-only to revive an hour later, to her endless frustration. Meanwhile, he has become a jaded royal guard, wishing for the death that never comes. His immortality is both a blessing and a curse, driving him into battles, hoping for one fatal mistake that will never happen. He's grown cold, distant, and sarcastic, completely resigned to his fate as an elf who will never find peace in death. "The Immortal Sentinel." When she's hired as the newest royal guard-mostly because of her strange ability to come back to life-their reunion is anything but normal. The two are thrown together on a mission to protect the kingdom's young, reckless prince, who seems determined to get himself into danger by escaping the palace every now and then to visit brothels, bars, etc. Despite the serious nature of their jobs, their interactions are hilariously offbeat. While she keeps dying and coming back to life, he's constantly exasperated by her carefree attitude towards death. Slowly, their old bond rekindles, with her light-hearted nature gradually pulling him out of his morbid mindset.

Finally Free by lulustoriesss

"I need you to be the put together one because I'm so fucked up. You've saved me." He whispers. "Carter, we saved each other." I mutter looking at him through my eyelashes. I lean into him, our lips not even an inch apart. "Sophia we shouldn't..." He looks hesitant. "Please, I need you." I almost started crying. "Please." I mutter one more time, my eyes begging for him. My body needing him. Sophia Carrington. She just moved from New York to California in search of a new life. When her life took a dark turn she's forced to leave everything behind. She just wants to finish her final year of high school, numb to the world, while learning to cope with the trauma she's endured. Carter Marquez. Newly single after being dumped by his girlfriend of two years. After losing his dad in a car accident he's fallen apart. The list of people he trusts is short, he hates letting people in. He's constantly trying to make up for his mistakes of the past, trying to find a new purpose in life. When the two of them collided, they instantly took a mutual disliking to each other. Misunderstandings and a dash of alcohol set a flame between them. Sophia hates the snarky remarks and stupid nicknames that leave his mouth. Carter thinks Sophia is just another trust fund brat. Soon their rivalry begins to dissolve and they learn that sharing the pain of their past can form connections they never thought to be possible. WARNING: This story contains mature topics such as sexual assault and drug addiction. Read with caution. Copyright © by lulustoriesss 2021

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The Regressor of a Saint by Adaliah_Tempest

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Sequel: The Villainess Wants to Runaway by GoddessOfBlack89

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The Immortal and The Undying cover

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Colonized Khoury

About religions to the corrupt gods and the small amount of people who are hiding from those religious people due to the principals these corrupt gods pass down on them. One boy, two groups, many, something, yada. You get it right? Will Kol survive? Har, har, har, five nights at... Ahem Sorry... And no... The story does not focus on the cover old man. (In part 1, back of the book) I'm, sorry... Again... - Anywho... Yes, I made this cover (now resting in the "Back of The Book" part)! Does it have anything to do with the story? No! Is it because it's funny...? Yes. More story information below Back on track... The story focuses on a character named, Kol! You'll love him, he has so much personality! Such as-... Such as... Yup! Not only that, there will be many other loving characters such as... Yup, yup! And there will be a lot of fun references that only the true ones "gyatt (sorry)" to get! :D And let me answer a question that everyone will have right off the start. Yes... Kol's mom is a hotty. Oh, ho, caught your interest did I?