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Complete, First published Oct 28, 2017
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Part 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha-3All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- Beautiful ButtSat, Oct 28, 2017
- Proving To Be The BestSat, Oct 28, 2017
- A Pilot Steps Out Of The CockpitSat, Oct 28, 2017
- The Three TravelersSat, Oct 28, 2017
- Boy Named EnergySat, Oct 28, 2017
- Sadist, Masochist, Murderer, Necrophile, Zoophile And PyromaniacSat, Oct 28, 2017
- Underage WeaselSat, Oct 28, 2017
- A Married Man Was Having An Affair With His SecretarySat, Oct 28, 2017
- What A Coincidence!Sat, Oct 28, 2017
- Frog Goes To A BankSat, Oct 28, 2017
- Missing CockSat, Oct 28, 2017
- A Man Was Browsing Craigslist One DaySat, Oct 28, 2017
- Visit To The DoctorSat, Oct 28, 2017
- Visiting The ZooSun, Oct 29, 2017
- InterviewMon, Oct 30, 2017
- Funeral Of MaryMon, Oct 30, 2017
- The Pope And Trump Are On Stage In Front Of A Huge CrowdThu, Nov 2, 2017
- The Pope Is Very Early To His Flight.Thu, Nov 2, 2017
- Interview With NASAThu, Nov 2, 2017
- An Engineer Dies And Reports To The Pearly GatesThu, Nov 2, 2017
- Not A Praying ManThu, Nov 2, 2017
- Hey, This Looks Like Yours!Thu, Nov 2, 2017
- A Robber Tells His Two HostagesThu, Nov 2, 2017
- Paddy Is Leaving His WifeFri, Nov 3, 2017
- Talking DogFri, Nov 3, 2017
- The Toilet BrushFri, Nov 3, 2017
- A New NeighborFri, Nov 3, 2017
- Importance Of A NameFri, Nov 3, 2017
- A Tourist Is Trudging Through Australia's DesertFri, Nov 3, 2017
- Blind Man At The Bus StopFri, Nov 3, 2017
- Job InterviewFri, Nov 3, 2017
- Family FirstFri, Nov 3, 2017
- A Man Suspected His wife Of Seeing Another ManFri, Nov 3, 2017
- Grasshopper Walks In To A BarFri, Nov 3, 2017
- Journalist Interviews Pharmaceutical ResearcherFri, Nov 3, 2017
- A Priest Dies And Is Waiting In Line At Heaven's GateFri, Nov 3, 2017
- Going To The PharmacyFri, Nov 3, 2017
- Cat For SaleSat, Nov 4, 2017
- An Easier QuestionSat, Nov 4, 2017
- Diagnosed With Terminal CancerSat, Nov 4, 2017
- In ParisSat, Nov 4, 2017
- Rich Man, Poor ManSat, Nov 4, 2017
- Traveling SalesmanSat, Nov 4, 2017
- An Italian, A German, And A Brit Get Captured By The EnemySun, Nov 5, 2017
- Spring BreakSun, Nov 5, 2017
- Cleaning The BathroomSun, Nov 5, 2017
- Magic SlideSun, Nov 5, 2017
- Are You Coming?Mon, Nov 6, 2017
- What A Beautiful SightMon, Nov 6, 2017
- Contemplating MarriageMon, Nov 6, 2017
- Well That Was....ExpectedMon, Nov 6, 2017
- An Old Ship Captain, After Years Of Good Service, DiesMon, Nov 6, 2017
- First Day At A Ukrainian SchoolMon, Nov 6, 2017
- There's This Big Hole In The GroundMon, Nov 6, 2017
- Three Prisoners On Their Execution DayMon, Nov 6, 2017
- Jesus Will ProvideMon, Nov 6, 2017
- There's A Poem Contest In South CarolinaMon, Nov 6, 2017
- Mediocre Guy Dies And Arrives At The Pearly GatesMon, Nov 6, 2017
- Priest, Scientist, Schoolboy, An Athlete On A PlaneFri, Nov 10, 2017
- Sitting In A BarFri, Nov 10, 2017
- Making BreakfastFri, Nov 10, 2017
- LostFri, Nov 10, 2017
- Cowboy Named BudFri, Nov 10, 2017
- Salesman Knocks On A DoorFri, Nov 10, 2017
- Passengers Aboard An Airplane Watched NervouslyFri, Nov 10, 2017
- A Man Walks Into A BarFri, Nov 10, 2017
- Three Friends FishingFri, Nov 10, 2017
- English LessonFri, Nov 10, 2017
- A Father Comes Home And Asks Where His Son IsFri, Nov 10, 2017
- A Barber's BillFri, Nov 10, 2017
- A Woman Was In BedFri, Nov 10, 2017
- The Indian That Never ForgetsFri, Nov 10, 2017
- Jack or JillFri, Nov 10, 2017
- A Man Was Taken To Court For Calling An Honorable Minister A PigFri, Nov 10, 2017
- A Woman And Her Neighbor Are On Her Roof In Houston Waiting For RescueFri, Nov 10, 2017
- Hold Him, He Needs Some Attention.Thu, Nov 16, 2017
- A Man Named Joe Got His Wife PregnantThu, Nov 16, 2017
- Mile High ClubThu, Nov 16, 2017
- Skinny DippingThu, Nov 16, 2017
- Premature Ejaculation ProblemsThu, Nov 16, 2017
- The Successful SonWed, Nov 22, 2017
- The FBI Had An Opening For An AssassinWed, Nov 22, 2017
- When Beethoven Passed AwayWed, Nov 22, 2017
- A Concerned Husband Went To A Doctor To Talk About His WifeWed, Nov 22, 2017
- Earl And Peggy Had Been Married For 50 YearsWed, Nov 22, 2017
- A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Orders A Double BrandyWed, Nov 22, 2017
- Polar Bear Walks Into A BarWed, Nov 22, 2017
- An Old Man Is About To DieWed, Nov 22, 2017
- Quasimodo Wanted To Go On A Date With EsmeraldaWed, Nov 22, 2017
- A Man Was Just Waking UpWed, Nov 22, 2017
- The Silver WomanWed, Nov 22, 2017
- A New Bar Owner Couldn't Think Of What To Name His BarWed, Nov 22, 2017
- A Business Man Decides To Open A Bar In A Small Town In TexasWed, Nov 22, 2017
- Man Goes To HellWed, Nov 22, 2017
- A Monocle Walks Into A Bar.Wed, Nov 22, 2017
- The Irish Math TestWed, Nov 22, 2017
- A Man Answered An AdWed, Nov 22, 2017
- A Dairy Farmer Walks In To His Feed StoreWed, Nov 22, 2017
- A Bee On A FlyWed, Nov 22, 2017
- A Guy Is Out Looking For A Hooker For The Night.Wed, Nov 22, 2017
- In The Distant Land Of Punsar Two thieves Were StealingWed, Nov 22, 2017
- The Dying PreacherThu, Nov 23, 2017
- Romance Is In The AirThu, Nov 23, 2017
- A Company Sends A SalesmanThu, Nov 23, 2017
- An Old Man Goes Back To WorkFri, Nov 24, 2017
- A Hurricane Walks Into A BarFri, Nov 24, 2017
- A Man With A Nervous Facial TwitchFri, Nov 24, 2017
- A Man Sits On The Edge Of A Tall Building DrinkingSat, Nov 25, 2017
- The Year Is 2024Sat, Nov 25, 2017
- An American Man Walks Into An Irish Bar And Proposes A ChallengeSat, Nov 25, 2017
- There Was A Russian Man Named Rudolph, A High Ranking Member Of The KGBSun, Nov 26, 2017
- A Tax Collector Went To Audit The Local SynagogueSun, Nov 26, 2017
- Difference In GrandparentsSun, Nov 26, 2017
- CannibalsMon, Nov 27, 2017
- A Man Lives Near The Edge Of A Forest With His Wife.Mon, Nov 27, 2017
- A Chinese Mother With A Terrible StutterMon, Nov 27, 2017
- A Woman Comes Home, Sliding Her Car Into The Driveway, And Runs Into The HouseTue, Nov 28, 2017
- A Monastery Opens A Flower ShopTue, Nov 28, 2017
- A Tourist Came Too Close To The Edge Of The Grand CanyonTue, Nov 28, 2017
- A Teacher Is Teaching Her ClassWed, Nov 29, 2017
- And This Is How Men ThinkWed, Nov 29, 2017
- An Old German Man Goes To A Priest For ConfessionWed, Nov 29, 2017
- The AssassinThu, Nov 30, 2017
- The Vacuum SalesmanThu, Nov 30, 2017
- This Boy With A Speech Impediment Goes Trick-or-Treating By HimselfThu, Nov 30, 2017
- A Retired British World War II PilotFri, Dec 1, 2017
- Two Homeless Men Were Walking In The DesertFri, Dec 1, 2017
- There Is A Cucumber, A Pickle, And A PenisFri, Dec 1, 2017
- Joel Osteen Dies And Goes To HeavenSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Two Idiots Envy Their BossSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Directions To The Post OfficeSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Two Men Are Walking In The WoodsSat, Dec 2, 2017
- The Amazing GolferSat, Dec 2, 2017
- The Costume PartySat, Dec 2, 2017
- Seventy-Five-Year-Old Marvin Goes To The Local MallSat, Dec 2, 2017
- The ThermosSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Husband's Last RequestSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Rabbi, A Priest And A Minister Go GolfingSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Wow, Nice Legs!Sat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Man Picks Up Answers A Phone In The Shopping CenterSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Timmy Came Home ComplainingSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Magician Was Asked About The Magic TrickSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Paddy Englishman, Irishman And ScotsmanSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders Three BeersSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Man Boards A Plane With Six KidsSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Man Goes To The Pharmacy With His 8 Year Old SonSat, Dec 2, 2017
- An Indian Man Gets A JobSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Man, We Have Too Many Genders These DaysSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Golf LessonsSat, Dec 2, 2017
- There Was A King Ready To AbdicateSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Caveman And A BearSat, Dec 2, 2017
- In Science Class, Three Worms Were Places Into Three Different JarsSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Dumb Guy Visits A Hunting club And Asks A Hunter How He Killed His First BuckSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Mouse And A Bear Find A Genie's LampSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Three Mice Are ArguingSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Asking Her To The DanceSat, Dec 2, 2017
- An Indian Tribe Member Takes His Village's ChiefSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean FloorSat, Dec 2, 2017
- For The Cold Nights To ComeSat, Dec 2, 2017
- He's Serving HerSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A C-130 Is Being Escorted By Two F-16sSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Lady Calls Her ButlerSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Teenage Boy Is Getting Ready To Take His Girlfriend To The PromSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Three Guys Died And When They Got To The Pearly GatesSat, Dec 2, 2017
- The ConfessionalSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Police Officers Rosa And Mary Had Been Assigned To Walk The BeatSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Paddies Vs. AussiesSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Frank, An Aerospace Engineer,Sat, Dec 2, 2017
- Masked Robber Enters A BankSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Two Men Are Walking Through The DesertSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Lady Walks Into A Pet StoreSat, Dec 2, 2017
- The Farmer And The MonkSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Man Walked Out To The StreetSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Morris, The Rabbi, And IrvingSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Woman Is Accused OfSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Bubba Calls 911Sat, Dec 2, 2017
- Mind Your MannersSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Super PussySat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Dutchman, A Frenchman And A Belgian Are At The ChannelSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Guy Goes To A PsychiatristSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Two Older Businessmen Bump Into Each Other In FloridaSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Woman In A SupermarketSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Politician Is Walking Down The StreetSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Man Is Walking Over A BridgeSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Man Walks Into A Bar, And SeesSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Man Couldn't Conceive So He Prayed To GodSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Guy Brings His Pet Duck With Him To The MoviesSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Two Pilots Were Doing A long Haul Flight Across The ContinentSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Nude Woman Is Standing In Front Of Her MirrorSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Escaping The FireSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Reporter Is Doing A Story On Prenatal ConditioningSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Harp Seal Walks Into A BarSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Boy Was Playing Outside Of A ChurchSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Tellum TimeSat, Dec 2, 2017
- TwiceSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Timmy The TurtleSat, Dec 2, 2017
- The Scientist And The FrogSat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Roman Walks Into The BarSat, Dec 2, 2017
- Three Men Were Running From A Persian ArmySat, Dec 2, 2017
- A Boy And His Pet BirdSat, Dec 2, 2017
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