Definitely Not A Wattpad Cliché
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Last published Sat, Sep 1, 2018
Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Today we will be looking through some clichés of Wattpad! This book basically parodies all the overused clichés in every genre. If you like clichés, I suggest you leave now. These short stories are bound to leave you laughing!
Just ignore the fact that this book's entire EXISTENCE is a cliché, as millions of people have probably done it....
Well, it gets views and people [probably] think I'm funny, so everyone's happy! :D
INCLUDING THE [NOT REALLY] SUCCESSFUL ANAOLOGIES, SUCH AS TBIILWM (The Badboy Is In Love With Me?!) AND MIRROR!
Note: Some chapters might be a little offensive, but I don't mean, nor want, to personally attack anyone. I am exaggerating my reactions for comedic effect, and I don't mean it as an attack on you personally. Thank you very much.
--NOW DOES BOOK REVIEWS AND CRITICISM EVEN THOUGH I'M TERRIBLE WITH ADVICE AND MY WRITING IS SHITTY--
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