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MR. SARCASTIC

LETTURE 121
Voti 4
Parti 13
Tempo <5 mins

LETTURE 121
Voti 4
Parti 13
Tempo <5 mins

comebacks comedy humor insult jokes puns sarcasm sarcastic

"Well, I'm sorry but this book is NOT as cute as it's cover"

"My current mood today is, 'I don't even care' "

"Let me change all of your opinion into trash, at least they can recycled "

"Oh wow, you are so hot! I forget to use my sun block , I might get burn"

"Hey Aion, you dropped something when you're talking.. Your manner"

Mr. sarcastic,  a very well known nickname for Albireo Flazzier the young, dumb , rude university student with his unstoppable mouth. This book is following his daily life at his university and apartment with his annoying friends, or just many of his sarcastic line | puns | comeback | insult | and comments. 

"Rose are red, 
But Violet aren't red,
Feel free to read,
But don't feel offended"

This just for fun! 😜

Illustration | character | storyⓒ DAYLIOTutti i diritti riservati

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