MR. SARCASTIC
- LECTURAS 124
- Votos 4
- Partes 13
"Well, I'm sorry but this book is NOT as cute as it's cover"
"My current mood today is, 'I don't even care' "
"Let me change all of your opinion into trash, at least they can recycled "
"Oh wow, you are so hot! I forget to use my sun block , I might get burn"
"Hey Aion, you dropped something when you're talking.. Your manner"
Mr. sarcastic, a very well known nickname for Albireo Flazzier the young, dumb , rude university student with his unstoppable mouth. This book is following his daily life at his university and apartment with his annoying friends, or just many of his sarcastic line | puns | comeback | insult | and comments.
"Rose are red,
But Violet aren't red,
Feel free to read,
But don't feel offended"
This just for fun! 😜
Illustration | character | storyⓒ DAYLIO
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