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The Crowbar Chronicles

The_Craziest_Joker

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The_Craziest_Joker

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The strong infatuation started when I beat the Boy Wonder, Robin, with a crowbar....I have gained a vast fascination since. It is the most prized weapon in my precious arsenal, and it's perfect for about any occassion!...Wait....Scratch that! It IS perfect for ANY occassion!
  Of course, like the sane say, karma is one heck of an evil bitch! Ha! The little bird, became Red Hood...Hey! Copyrighting is such a *beep* lame tactic! Oh, right! Back on track, gotcha Harles! 

   Anywhoo, the Red Brat ended up beating me with a crowbar..it was fantastic! So after the batboob- (BOO)-saved me...he really isn't any fun....OW! OWOW! OKAY HARLEY! SHEESH! NO NEED TO GET VIOLENT! 

As I was saying (clears throat) I had a little fun after that exciting vendetta, so here is what happened! Enjoy all of my glorious chaos! ......FINE! YOU RUIN ALL MY FUN HARLEY! (puts away a hungry Mr. Smiles) 
Welllll.....LETS GET THIS CHAOS STARTED!All Rights Reserved

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The Jokers Daughter by RobinLover29

UNDER EDITING:D "What if you came with me?" I stand there stunned I have never thought about that before. Then I imagine what it would be like to be good. Tweety has just enough time to hit me with his poll and makin me fall onto the ground. "Just kidding. Bad guys will always be bad guys. Good guys will never trust them." I pick up my mallet that my mom gave to me as my signature weapon and I swing right into his pretty little face. I get up. "You are dumber than you look bird brain!" And start walking away laughin historically.

Jokes On You, Batsy! Joker's and Harley's Daughter: Jester, (Y/n) by AshleyGryffindor

Gotham City at night was a cesspool of crime, drugs, murder and all-around bad guys. The Joker and Harley Quinn are two of the quote and unquote bad guys by the GCPD and Batsy!....But to me, they are my dear old Daddy and Momma! Call him psychotic and cruel if ya want, but to me and my mom, he's sweet as coconut cream bomb pie! My crazy momma and daddy were locked up by Batsy when I was ten years old. The stupid good guys didn't think the Clown King and Queen of Gotham had a little Clown Princess named Y/n Quinn or on the streets of Gotham with Aunt Poison Ivy: Jester. On and off again, my parents broke out of jail and returned home til I left home and my mom was sent to Belle Reve. I made a name for myself in the dark underground of Gotham at the age of eighteen making my parents proud of their psychotic little girl, all the scum and villains knew who I was then one day lead to me being caught by Batsy and his little bat family then shipped off to Arkham Asylum Prison where I'd find him! My own Harlequin! HAHAHAHA!! E/c - Eye Color H/c/s - Hair color streaks Guns - Favorite Weapon Male Harlequin (Not your momma!) and Jester (Y/n) Respect and Appreciation to the artists of the artworks I use in this book, which I find in Pinterest Ranked: NUMBER 1 IN batmanuniverise back at 2021!!! Made in October 3th 2019 Republished on November 1st, 2023

What A Clown... by RiscViolante

I am Victory C, Im a Drug GodFather. Ive done deals with Gotham before. With Bruce Wayne, Black Mask, Penguin and many more. I am wanted in over 3 countries as 'a dangerous MAN in his 40's' Im Not that. Im 27 and A Very Very Dangerous Woman...well nobody knows that...they think Im The one that inspired the devil, a madman that should be tamed someone everyone should fear...Mr. V. And Thats Just The Way I like it. ---- My First joker fanfic...Please enjoy and please comment... Warning-This story MAY contain graphic violence. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

Crash Into Me (Into Me Series Book One) by Panemobsession

Ms. Green Eyes starts running her fingers through my hair. What the fuck is this witchcraft? My eyes immediately start to feel heavy as my body relaxes into the bed. I lock my eyes on hers. "There yah go," she says, smiling at me. Holy fuck, she has the best smile. What the fuck is wrong with me? Did they give me pain meds or some shit and I'm just a loopy and horny ass motherfucker right now? Bro, you literally have a fucking bullet in your lung. Priorities! Green Eyes still runs her fingers through my hair and it's getting difficult to stay awake. A small tickle starts in my throat as I suddenly feel like I'm drowning on land. I start coughing violently, a huge collection of my spit and blood splattering on Green Eyes' face.

Cliché, Touché and Douche by FadedSmoke

{Completed - #12 highest} I was walking on a path all alone at midnight. I was just wondering around, until I saw a guy in a hoodie. He was beating the pulp out of another guy and one more man was on the ground, he was not moving. I gasped. 'Is he dead?' Or he can be unconscious, yeah 'el' he is just unconscious not dead. Duh! Who would kill a guy? As I was proceeding with my thoughts, that hoodie guy turned his face towards me. My heart had a mini heart attack. I turned my heels to the opposite direction and started to run. 'Run Ella, run for your life' was what my mind was screaming to me. I took turns without thinking, that guy was now following me and guess what? I took a wrong turn and which ended up being a dead end ' You are so dead' I thought. So, I started to think what I said last time to the people I love. 'Good night mom, love you.' to my mom, 'Stop annoying me! I'm going to bed.' to dad which also mean I love you, 'See you later Lu, love you!' to Luana. Okay my good bye says I love them all. Now I can die in peace. Granddad I'll meet you soon in the heaven, if you are there. I was still in my deep thoughts until I saw his silhouette. As, he get closer, my heart begin to race faster. I closed my eyes, until I heard him say "Ella?" O to the M to the G, this person actually knows me. I opened my one eye and saw him due to the small light hanging in that ally "Errrrr'ick!" I squeaked and mentally face palmed myself. Even at this state I'm calling him Errr'ick. "I'm sorry your highness, what can I do for you?" I squeaked again while trembling. The next second I heard his fits of laughter. He was rolling on the floor, actually rofling. I was glaring at him but I realised that I'm not in a position to glare. So, I made puppy dog face for him to spare my little life. He stopped but after seeing my face, he started to laugh again. He tried to say between his guffaws "You..... your face .....was epiccc!" He started to gasp for air and had tears in his eyes.

In my blood... by sweet_candy_bean77

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TWO DRUNK F_CKS by catherinethewilliams

Any party I go to, the plan has always been the same thing. Drink, get high, dance, make my friends stop me from doing something crazy like stripping in public, the list goes on. With my rusty red hair, I easily made the creatures with dicks flock all over me like I was their mama duck. In that area, there were three Fs I followed strictly by. Flirt. Fuck. Flee. Simple. Despite my friends never hesitated to name me an alcoholic, I made sure not to drink too much so that the moment dawn reached, I was gone. So they wouldn't have the opportunity to either want more, or beat me into leaving first. I cringed at the first one, and was terrified of the second. I hated being left alone so I did it to others. So tell me how on earth in all my twenty-seven years of being on this earth, I woke up with a stranger in my car? The little dimple faced dude from last night's gender reveal party was in here, by my side, and was... AWAKE. With the most disturbingly cynical smile I had ever laid my eyes on. What the hell? And guess what was the first thing he said to me. "Who knew noble-births liked fucking in a parking lot? Nice tits by the way." SLAP! I found my palm on his stunned cheek.

the Jokers Daughter by Hellothereimawkward

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My psycho by Lovelysher

COMPLETED A new boy joins the class and is anything but ordinary. Rafe is frantic, reckless, and unpredictable. He takes a seat next to the orphaned Alice and both of their lives take a sharp turn. The innocent orphaned girl finds herself trapped in the psycho's dark wicked world. Will Alice's light win, or will Rafe's darkness corrupt her? 🥀 "Look here rat!" He threatened and stomped over to me. I stepped back and hit the wall. "If you think you'll try and get on my 'good side', think again!" He yelled with his face right in front of mine and slammed his fist against the wall. "Can't you just say thank you and leave it at that!" I yelled and shoved him away. Infuriated, he knocked down my dresser with a thump. I stared in shock as he stood there enraged. "Don't try me rat!" He warned. ⚠️ (I am not romanticizing mental illnesses or disabilities by any means. This is all fictional and does not relate to real life scenarios. In case of having any mental illnesses or knowing anyone who suffers from them, please seek professional help.) Tag rankings reached🏆 🥇#1 cold. 🥇#1 orphan. 🥇#1 jealous. 🥇#2 lonely. 🥇#2 protective. 🥇#3 psychopath. 🥇#4 jealousy. 🥇#5 lonely. 🥇#14 crazy. 🥇#17 possessive. 🥇#22 obsession.

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UNDER EDITING:D "What if you came with me?" I stand there stunned I have never thought about that before. Then I imagine what it would be like to be good. Tweety has just enough time to hit me with his poll and makin me fall onto the ground. "Just kidding. Bad guys will always be bad guys. Good guys will never trust them." I pick up my mallet that my mom gave to me as my signature weapon and I swing right into his pretty little face. I get up. "You are dumber than you look bird brain!" And start walking away laughin historically.