James Potter, the one with the greatest smile, working his last shift for the day at the well known, Privet Café, stumbles across a series of fortunate coincidences that lead him to a very special Lily Evans. Sirius Black, the gayest gay to ever gay and the best friend to James Potter, somehow finds himself intertwined into all this madness, causing him to catch the eye of a "way out of his league" Remus Lupin. (Contains boyxboy, strong language and innuendos.)