Sharkeisha and the marijuana beans || h.s

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Parts 9
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Reads 2,563
Votes 225
Parts 9
Time 1h 2m

Three magic beans, one dumb bitch and an adventure of a lifetime.
    
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    Trying to save her family from starvation, Sharkeisha exchanges her sickly mother's last packet of tylenol for 3 magic marijuana beans, not knowing that they are actually a portal to another mythical realm of giants, goblins and fairyfolk.
    
    Join Sharkeisha as she struggles to defeat the giant who terrorises the innocent civilians of cumberbitchland and claim back her right to the throne, with the help of the frustraningly handsome Prince Harry Edward the III and a tavern wench named Cardi B.
    
    
    
    Parody of Jack and The BeanstalkAll Rights Reserved

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Three magic beans, one dumb bitch and an adventure of a lifetime.
    
    -
    
    Trying to save her family from starvation, Sharkeisha exchanges her sickly mother's last packet of tylenol for 3 magic marijuana beans, not knowing that they are actually a portal to another mythical realm of giants, goblins and fairyfolk.
    
    Join Sharkeisha as she struggles to defeat the giant who terrorises the innocent civilians of cumberbitchland and claim back her right to the throne, with the help of the frustraningly handsome Prince Harry Edward the III and a tavern wench named Cardi B.
    
    
    
    Parody of Jack and The Beanstalk

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