Book of Puns
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Meow.... I like punny (-----triple pun in one)puns
And this is my freshman year rap:
My name is Ashley,
This is Wattpad
If you're looking for cool stuff this is the right place
Cause I've got a million stories that I can't finish
And I just keep getting ideas from my own dreams
I love summer and it's just a few days away
I'll become a sophomore in high school
I miss my Spanish class so much I want to cry
I hope you enjoy my rap
and buy some shoes with a strap (Velcro ripping sounds)
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