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Spacegal Fruitpie and the Quest for a Good, Meaty Sausage

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Parts 17
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Reads 340
Votes 2
Parts 17
Time 2h 23m

erotic parody romance scifi

(NaNoWriMo 2017)

Camryn pilots a tug-ship for the biggest scrap-dealing space station in the sector. On a routine trip to the wormhole to drop off some junk, she finds an unusual crate spat out by the wormhole that contains the recipe for the most delicious sausage known to allkind. Soon, species from far and wide are visiting the station to partake of the amazing sausage - but trouble kicks off when an undercover spy attempts to steal the recipe.All Rights Reserved

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