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Dealing with the Dumbass

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Opal Rodriguez and Nathan Adams. 

The two lovebirds that unofficially met because of a dare by the pool.

Having been invited to the wedding of her sister, Opal has to travel down south to be there in time. With Nathan, of course.

With no car of their own, they decide to travel by any transportation that's affordable. Because why not.

The only thing is that Opal is stuck dealing with her dumbass boyfriend for the next bunch of hours.


This is the sequel of "Pushed into the Pool by the Bad Boy." A better experience would be to be read the first book before reading the sequel.

Highest Rank: #274 in Short Story
4/23/18

2017All Rights Reserved

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