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The Peanut Butter Banana Ratio (COMPLETED)

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Even if she failed at life, at least she knew the perfect peanut butter to banana ratio.

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Playing for the Same Team | Editing by writingcrazed

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No longer updating! Please read the last chapter to know more!! ⚠️(тнe αrт ιɴ тнe cover ιѕ ɴoт мιɴe)⚠️ тнere αreɴ'т мαɴy ѕoυтн pαrĸ х мαle! reαder вooĸѕ oυт, ѕo ι мαde тнιѕ. αlѕo, ιт'ѕ ғυɴ тo pυт yoυrѕelғ ιɴ тнe ѕнow αɴd ɢαмeѕ lιĸe тнιѕ. eɴjoy! ~

The Day I Turned Into a Cat (Completed) by Living_Life_Forever

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