The Meme Cunt
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Thu, Nov 2, 2017
1 Vote = 1 Blowjob from your Crush
0 Votes = Get yo kermit the frog lookin ass out of here before the fat kid in Korea takes your chance from losing your virginity by using his army and nuclear weapons. btw this story is fuckin shit, but it told me it would only take six seconds to read the entire thing before i published it, so its not like you'll finally get your dick in someone during that time, so maybe just read it.
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