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My Idiot Roommate

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Reads 1,722
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Parts 112
Time 2h 20m

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This is about my idiot roommate, Veronica who literally can't do anything right in life, and frankly, she REALLY ticks me off; way over the limit.

(I publish every time something happens, yet I publish at the end of the day, just so I'm not describing something that happened in the morning, publish it, then something happens in the afternoon and I have to rewrite...)

(This is honestly rated mature mostly for cussing)

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