Dab On Them Schraders
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birbman32
Ongoing, First published Nov 03, 2017
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this is the cunning tale of Mac from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia meeting his one true love, Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad. NSFW so be aware! also remember to eat your fruits and vegetables if you are a young lad stumbling upon this at 3AM on a Friday night.  Cheers!
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Growing Up [South Park x F!Reader]

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cover by valeriokkai on Instagram You always had a new crush. Finding blooming love to lose interest within a month. You've never been heartbroken, always hurting others for fun. Everyone knew, yet nobody listened. It's an endless game of cat and mouse. Then, you moved to South Park, a strange town with strange people. Crush galore until things start to change. "She's is to die for, and she'll be the one to kill you."

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