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What the dick- [18+] (on hold)

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Time 59m

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Y/N is just some horny girl, craving for Hoseoks dick.

''I felt like Beyonce, Rihanna and Nicki Minaj all in one. 
I got into the car, to the seat next to hobi. 
He was staring at me and bursts out into laughter
Hobi: HAHAHA, Boi you try to be sexy today? HAHAHA
Y/N: shut your motherfbsfb mouth boi, I'm sexy all the time pff.
Hobi: you wish you were
Y/N: I know you get horny from that assss, I know boi
Hobi: hahaha, boi can't you distinguish between getting horny and getting disgusted omdnd-
Y/N: your dick will tell me later''


-Daily Update- (huh, yeah)

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