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What the dick- [18+] (on hold)

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Time 59m

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Y/N is just some horny girl, craving for Hoseoks dick.

''I felt like Beyonce, Rihanna and Nicki Minaj all in one. 
I got into the car, to the seat next to hobi. 
He was staring at me and bursts out into laughter
Hobi: HAHAHA, Boi you try to be sexy today? HAHAHA
Y/N: shut your motherfbsfb mouth boi, I'm sexy all the time pff.
Hobi: you wish you were
Y/N: I know you get horny from that assss, I know boi
Hobi: hahaha, boi can't you distinguish between getting horny and getting disgusted omdnd-
Y/N: your dick will tell me later''


-Daily Update- (huh, yeah)

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Catharsis by Windebell

"I know how you feel" she said softly as she sat next to me, her head resting on her knees. "How would you know?" I asked slightly annoyed. "My boyfriend cheated on me a few months ago" she said with a bit of sadness in her voice, leaving me perplexed. "It's more common than you think. And it's not such a big deal unless you make it that way." Let me take you on a journey of self love and self discovery. Hoseok never been the same since the love of his life cheated on him. He doesn't have a reason to live for anymore, if not for his good friends. But everything changes on the day he hates the most, when he befriends a peculiar girl. This story is a product of my imagination and is completely fictional. Please, do not reuse.

Hobi's Demands • JHS by Crimson_Bubbles

"Send me a pic." "Of what?" "You know exactly what I want to see, you have four minutes before I go into this interview, make it good babe." Maybe being a nanny for a prestigious family isn't going to be boring after all. Can a sexy adventure remind you of all the things you used to dream about doing with your life? Smut Trauma Triggers BDSM dynamics

The Game of Love by LuNekosStories

Fed up with being used by men and done with dating, Candice hits the local bars to do some 'using' of her own. She cons easy targets out of drinks to drown her misery in alcohol, until she meets a club regular with a knack for dance and a smooth tongue; Jung Hoseok. Candice has sworn off sex and getting attached to men, but can this routine playboy get under her skin enough to break down that wall? Can a fuck-boy ever change his ways, or are they both destined to play this never ending game of loneliness? Only time will tell, but not all stories have a happy ending. 18+ Content (Sex, Language) Smut/Romance/Drama/Conflict

Body Lines (JHS 18+) by DeelovesBTS

He closed his eyes and leaned in. You watched him and went rigid. You squeezed your eyes shut, waiting for the kiss. But it didn't happen. When you opened your eyes J-Hope's nose was almost touching yours. "Now we're even!" He said teasingly to your face. You are a dancer who moved to LA to pursue a school for dancing. But one night at a club you run into J-Hope, your life changes from then on. He offers you an opportunity of a lifetime. Would you uproot your entire life for a chance to achieve your dream?

Be my HOPE, I'll be your ANGEL by ParkMiMinnim

Y/N: If there I ever was a purpose in my life, I am sure it was to meet you. You gave me hope, Hoseok, you made me want to continue on. JHope(Hoseok): Then why don't you.... Y/N: I am out of time.... Hello this is a BTS Fan Fiction short story, featuring JHope(Hoseok) as the lead character, and Y/N(You) as the female lead character. This is my first attempt to an FF, so I ask for your understanding if I drag on for too long on a subject. I really hope you enjoy my work, and please comment your thoughts! Follow me on Social Media: Twitter: @Park_Mi_Min Youtube(For same stories, but with edited images/videos): Park Mi Min channel

My Hope? by -nunbi-

"As I open the dresser I find an old hoodie that Hobi let me borrow once, and I never gave it back. "It suites you" His voice says in my head while I remember the day. This makes me cry even more. Okay so.. maybe I had some feelings for him. Or maybe I had alot. I put on the hoodie and cried myself into slumber." ~~~ jhopex reader

B͛T͛S͛ I͛M͛A͛G͛I͛N͛E͛S͛ by BTS_Sis_123

This is a BTS imagines! I (J)hope you liked it!!! This imagines also contains smut but not alot. This story is not just imagines but also texting, calls, and reactions of BTS. Some stories will be funny nad some will ne serious. Sorry for my bad grammar

My Storm Cloud by LAJoyner

Mature 18+ sexual content. Mental Health issues. 1st place winner in the Jung Hoseok category: 2024 Life Goes On Awards hosted by Hells07dealer. "I can't be the persona of sunshine all the time. Sometimes, I need to be the Dark Storm, and you, my love, are the only one that can weather it through." J Hope's members would avoid him whenever the dark storm clouds would gather, and leave him to his emotions roiling and building to strike like lightning and yell like thunder alone. But you never ran from his storms. Cover by: L.A.Joyner Rated mature for blood, anger and mental issues. The story is now completed. Thank you for asking about and waiting for the final chapter. (Disclaimer) I use Grammarly ONLY as an aid in proofreading. The most it does is show me where commas should be and where 'you' should be 'your' (I have a bad habit of dropping the r, lol). It also points out where there is an extra space to remove. It does not help me write the story or write my story for me.

Wrong Number // J.H. ✔️ by Hobi_Jiminie

Hoseok messages a wrong number thinking it's his Hyung but it's a girl named, Y/N. They start getting to know each other. Y/N starts forming feelings for him but not sure if he feels the same way towards her that feels towards him. She's worried that her feelings could ruin her friendship with him. Will he feel the same way towards her? Or will it be one-sides? Started: October 12, 2018 Ended: December 10, 2018 Copyright © 2018 Hobi_Jiminie

Pandora's Hope by MissyLove1001

Hoseok and his girlfriend broke up just a few months ago and now all he wants is to get laid with no strings attached. One night his best friend Nari decides to help him with that despite being in a relationship with a controlling psycho. One time can't hurt, but it turns into more times. Before they know it, Hoseok and Nari find themselves caught in a complicated web of sex, lies, crime, fear, and so much pain. Or Hoseok starts sleeping with his best friend but it gets complicated when her boyfriend turns out to be more than just an abusive asshole and they have to get an attorney and detective involved. ------------ Story includes: Smut Physical/emotional abuse Reference to sexual abuse

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Catharsis

"I know how you feel" she said softly as she sat next to me, her head resting on her knees. "How would you know?" I asked slightly annoyed. "My boyfriend cheated on me a few months ago" she said with a bit of sadness in her voice, leaving me perplexed. "It's more common than you think. And it's not such a big deal unless you make it that way." Let me take you on a journey of self love and self discovery. Hoseok never been the same since the love of his life cheated on him. He doesn't have a reason to live for anymore, if not for his good friends. But everything changes on the day he hates the most, when he befriends a peculiar girl. This story is a product of my imagination and is completely fictional. Please, do not reuse.