Charlie Sheen's story takes the reader into the realms of mystery, thriller, romance and even, not to put too fine a point on it, into the realm of sexual intercourse. Charlie, being extremely selective, did it only with the most beautiful female specimens and the most passionate bedroom tigresses in the entire land. His countless lovers described his lovemaking abilities with praise not heard ever since about any other man. No matter what various laudable qualities these mistresses mentioned when whispering about their sexual experiences with Charlie, one theme was common: Charlie Sheen had the endurance of a stallion, the passion of a bonobo, the enthusiasm of a schoolboy, and the experience in pleasing a woman of a man born centuries ago. Fantastic and magical, improbably Charlie Sheen exists. He is a full-blooded person and not a carbon copy of a character from a Victorian novel. Charlie Sheen is not only a person, a human being graciously living among us, he is also a concept, an enigma, which will always tie a researcher's brain matter into Gordian Knot.
How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books!
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It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . .
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After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found.
[[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Cover design by Jill Caldwell
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