An Old Dog Teaching New Tricks |Original|

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"What do I do with you? Do I eat you?!"
"No dumbass I'm going to help you in life"
"Can you help me get food"
"No I'm going to make you become the richest man in Manhattan"All Rights Reserved

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Sun, Nov 5, 2017

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