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something called defenestration

disorientatedvortex

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Reads 218
Votes 3
Parts 25
Time 32m

disorientatedvortex

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Will I ever get back my wallet to buy mayonnaise?



[ 20/12/17 ]

I wrote this book in honor of my close friend, Jaffe Jairus Yongco. He's not dead or anything, I just wanted to irritate him with this side note.All Rights Reserved

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"If only I hadn't fall in love..........." An unreported medical error caused Jeff's mother's sudden death....... 12 years later, the time for vegeance has finally come.......... He finally made it. Jeff Thanapon, a doctor now, working at a major hospital in Bangkok. The very same hospital whose covered- up medical error caused his mother's sudden death 12 years back. Since then he'd live for nothing but revenge. But now..... "No matter what happens, I'll always love you...." Jeff felt himself lost in Alan's sad eyes and he hesitate...... His hand and the knife freeze for a moment....... Would forgiving this person be wrong? Foreword A dramatic story....... At first it was just a part of Jeff's plan for revenge.... But as he got closer to him, he started to feel something..... Will he choose vengeance in the end? Or could this really be a path to his happiness? A story about a truly bittersweet romance, torn between love and revenge....... I've written this years back based on an otome game game. Ive fallen for Alanjeff couple so Ive decided to change the previous pairing to them now. I changed almost 15-20 percent of the game storyline and added my own perspective to it.