The Ins And Outs Of Being A Martian

Hi, I'm Alexandria and this is the story of how I became one of the first mars colonists. So it all started when NASA told the world it'd be accepting applications to live on mars as a trial run at multi planet living, cool, right? Anyway I signed up, even though I was seventeen the NASA trip to mars would take place two years from now. Meaning I could be old enough one year before to start training. I was the youngest Application they accepted. I didn't tell anyone but close friends; having a bad relationship with both my parents meant I didn't give a shit what they did, they didn't give a shit what I did. So mars? "Cool just pick up your room before you go!" Etc etc. it was a weird process and I didn't know how to conduct myself in the application video so I just set up a camera, sat down on my swivel chair, and pressed record.