( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. )
*INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have accounts, but we still have fun!)
Some parts are funny, some are horrific (Yes, Wartface, I'm talking about you.) and some are just plain random.
Find out why Firestar doesn't like waffles! Why Weird Cat is so annoying! Why Wartface is so ugly! Why Ivy / Dream is writing this at 2:00 in the morning! Find it all out in Warrior Cat Spoofs!
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The Spoof Crew!
Me, @Ivystar420 - Ivystar - (Blue/Grey She, also has a crescent moon-shaped stone in her necklace)
Chara/Nickname: Mapleshadow - (Orange and white she, deputy, can blow things up)
@stareevee - Eeveeheart - (Galaxy furred she, has wings and is in contact with many Pokémon)
Ravepaw/Raveclaw - (Black tom, with one white paw, awkward one at the party)
Dorritofire - (Orange and pale yellow-ish tom, always has an extra blowtorch and is the life of the party)
Goosepaw/Goosetail - (Light brown tom, with a short grey tail, is assistant to the life of the party and has goose friends)
Raven - (Fully black she, medicine cat, can set things ON FIRE)
Oceanfall - (Dark grey and white she, fur patterns are in the shapes of waves, knows karate and has straight A's)
Stormycloud - (Tom, is every shade of grey in the Greybow, and is the grandson of Grumpy Cat)
Shadowflame - (Tom, is deep orange, with a black tail, he has no Shadow.. '~')
Stonepaw/Stonetail - (Grey tom, with a darker grey streaked tail, can turn into stone and is a BIG fan of Mythbusters)
Glasspaw/Glasstail - (Black and orange tom, with a white tail, he can turn things into glass)
-More inside-
Just another story of Davekat (Dave Strider+Karkat Vantas)
Or is it..?
Dave Strider, the cool, ironic, kid with shades, has to help guide one of the new kids in school but it turns out to be an old friend.
Karkat Vantas, the cute, crabby asshole has signed up for human school and is getting a 'guide' or whatever to help him get used to school. Well look who it turns out to be; Dave Strider.
These two are in for a crazy ride.. read to find out more
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This is a boyxboy story!! So if you don't like it please leave
/!\WARNINGS/!\: 'mild' language (meaning a lot of cussing lol), bullying, triggers, and CUTE AS FUCK SHIT(eventually)
May be other ships such as: Erisol, DirkxJake, Gamtav, Cronkri and slight Rosemary. More ships might come to view as the story goes on
Notes: I do not own the Homestuck characters or any pictures, unless said otherwise. I do own the story line though.
And just to clear this up, everyone who died comes back, so they aren't dead in this. Except the very oldest troll ancestors like the Summoner and the Grand Highblood, etc.
Shoutouts to: Andrew Hussie!! For making the awesome Homestuck!! (Even if I cried a bit) And the creators of the pictures I use!! Thanks so much!!!
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#1 in Davekat on 12/12/'18
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#1 in Homestuck on 12/17/'18