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The Rehabilitated

EthanPreskinKempner

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EthanPreskinKempner

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This is a tale--told in all frenzied hysteria--about  sex, power, and the human ego gone horribly, horribly wrong. 

Narrated by a perceptive and lovable ranch horse, the story concerns a distinguished U.S Senator who has gone to a bucolic rehab center out of his flagrant addiction to sex, and a young schitzoid cartoonist who admires him and will go to any twisted ends to get the TRUTH for all this Senator is worth. 

Meanwhile, the rehab center itself is more than just a backdrop for the sordid deeds, nay, this treatment facility might just have some secrets of its own, and a "creative" role to play in the Senator's full recovery...All Rights Reserved

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