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"Hey".

Sluuurp.

Silence.

I hoped he took the hint and left.

"So you're the one who caught the other drumstick".

Well, no such luck.

Slurp.

Sluuuurrp.

Silence.

"You can't communicate?"

Silence.

"Pft. I'm Zayyad, self proclaimed fuckboy and somebody you'd regret saying no to".

This guy's mental department needed serious maintenance. Who introduced themselves as a 'self proclaimed fuckboy'? I thought it was a title people gave others and just who did he think he was?

"Now give me the second drumstick".

I caught a glimpse of one of Tristan's drumstick in his hand. This was the guy that had the second stick?

Now this was a joke of epic proportions.All Rights Reserved

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Precious Foe (Hoe) by Scooby002

"Here!" I say as I place a pack of condoms in his hand. "What? Now you want me to fuck you?" "In your dreams! I don't know why you're asking my best friend out but I wouldn't want her to get herpes." "Aren't you the one having herpes." "If I did I would make sure to give it to you." _________________________________________ Started:4/06/2022

Violet's Delight by lyazar

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

Mabel by writerscrafts

[See you don't look like a stalker but I don't really know what they look like, I assume kinda gross and not nice and you look nice, really nice not nice as in kind, though, you look pretty mean but you're attractive-not that I'm attracted to you but, well, I guess I am but not in that way I-" "Mabel," the guy snaps suddenly, and my mouth closes just as firmly. "Yeah?" "Shut up."] A story of a girl who knows too much about fish, and nothing about boys. 1 - #FeelGood (09/10/21) 1 - #PickupLines (12/20/21) 1 - #Fish (06/27/22)

My possessive bully (Jael) by carlota1247

"Say it doll" he said firmly gripping my jawl my eyes started to water, and he enjoyed that "I'm sorry..." I said starting to sob he smirked "Sorry who ?" his grip on my jawl tightened I couldn't stop myself from sobbing "I'm sorry....Jace" he was dead looking at me "Sorry for what ?" he tightened his grip even more I'm sure it'll probably leave a red mark pretty soon "For....for not letting you tou....touch me" It was more a murmur but enough for him to hear he harshly let go of me, and suddenly disappeared, followed by he's doggies I could still fill his grip on my jawl, he almost broke it and it hurts like hell "I hate you Jace Norman" I whispered to myself before standing up and picked up all my school stuff on the floor Riel downs, a 16 year old girl in 12th grade, smart, beautiful, cute, happy and chy just moved with her mother from new York to a small town. you know, new town, new people, new friends and new school. but what happens when she caught the attention of the town's most dangerous Bad boy? Jace Lee Norman, handsome, hot, rich, the perfection it self, but don't get to excited, the most important thing you must know about him, he's the Devil him self... A Jael story

Complicated [Mafia Hijabi Story] by yussybabe01

Eshaal a lovely spirited,religious, annoying, cocky but really nice muslim girl betrayed by her best friend, can't seem to trust anyone anymore and suddenly felt alone in her second-to-last year in highschool...yh yh we are probably expecting boy drama and of course that is coming but not your usual story... The bad boy doesn't always get the girl...right? Or I'm probably wrong? Does the bad boy always get the girl?, hmm🤔 *'''***"'* Bad boy He just smirked, I was trying to tick him off and he was smirking?!. "Anyway cupcake my name is Aleksandr van shov, yours?" "Firstly, I don't need to tell you my name cause I never asked for yours. Secondly, it's limited edition not everyone knows it" "I see, I will find out non the less", I just stared flatly at him. I honestly didn't know what I was doing here still Chatting with him, so I just shook my head and turned to leave. "By the way babochka you just flew into a cage with no turning back". *"""***"""* Nerd boy Then went back to serious,"Now seriously what is your name". I stroked my index finger on my chin pretending to think,"The name is bur", I said standing up. "Bur?...is that even a name", he said with a confused face. "Anything is a name in America, cutecake. Now ask me, bur what", I said already at the door. "Ugh bur what?", He said pretending to be curious. "Bur-berry", I then laughed at my own joke. #1 in Muslimboy

Doctor Said No Cliff Jumping by valentinestoriess

COMPLETED Smiles, laughter, adventures, and a missing leg. Noah and Nala set out on an adventure that only one of them was planning to go on. Where will the adventure lead them? IN THE GUY'S POINT OF VIEW FROM CHAPTER 1 ON ~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm a product. I'm a creation. I'm what others wanted and never what I needed, but it's gone on too long to truly change any time soon. I've succumbed to a routine lifestyle, and it's scary to give into your biggest fear every day. "So, who's the real Noah?" She asks and I'm surprised, drawing my attention back to her. "Wouldn't know. I've never met him before." My voice is a little hoarse from speaking the truth. I haven't really said this out loud before. Because... I don't really know who I am. "Well. We're gonna find him, you and I." "Are you sure about that?" I ask and she grins, holding her pinky finger out as a promise and I wrap my own around hers. "I wanna be the second person to meet the real Noah." She says with a nod like it's the final decision. "And who's the first?" I ask with amusement lacing through my words. "You." #1 in #malepov 4/19/20

TINDER❥ || Scömìche by strqwberry

» What if you meet a guy over a Dating app? What if you fall in love with him? But what if your best friend tells you that he's a fuckboy? Who will you believe? Will you still strike up the relationship? And wouldn't that be a mistake? « ☞!!! TRIGGER WARNING !!!☜ This Story contains strong language, smut and other Triggers! Don't like? Don't read! (I won't warn you when the chapter contains smut) Also please excuse my not always correct English! I'm german but I'd appreciate it if you corrected me in the comments! Apropos comments. I'd LOVE to communicate and interact with you guys in the comment section! Feel free to give feedback, critic, discuss or just let your feelings and emotions out! I'm looking forward!❤️ cover: @strqwberry copyright©: @strqwberry

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑭𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝑫𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 by pweetyefua

𝑰𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔... You walk into room 17 in the sickbay in search of your boyfriend. Much to your surprise and horror, you find him cheating on you with another girl. Worse, that girl is your best friend! Messy right? That was exactly the dilemma Rihanna Otedola found herself in. Not only did she get stabbed in the back by her boyfriend and best friend, but she also suffers the result of their lies spread round the school about her. While she's battling in the raging waters of pain, Zayne Dasilva- SLC's hearthrob and drop-dead gorgeous but cold half-caste offers her an offer that's too tempting to resist! But then, what started as a harmless fake date turned out to be something even messier! Emotions, friendship tangle and of course, full blown lust and attraction! Join Rihanna and co. as they go through the rewards and consequences of One Fake Date. ********* "What you said was because of the Fake date...it was right?" I asked chewing on my lower lip. His gold-grey eyes flickered to my face and his pretty lips curved into a sensual smirk. "No Rihanna" he said softly, his accent ringing on every word. He came closer and twirled a strand round his finger. Gosh, my heart was about to explode! "I'm really attracted to you"

October's Craving by FakeTitsJobGirl

I was making my way to my assigned seat when my clumsy self decided that it was the perfect time to show up, tripping on something, I felt myself falling onto something or rather someone's lap? "Ugh," he groans as I grab him for support. Thanking my lucky stars I look up at a pair of teal blue eyes that seems to be in a lot of pain. "Remove your hands," the stranger says with so much strain lacing his baritone voice. I quickly remove my hands from his thighs still sitting on his laps "No, not that one, the other one," he grunts "BEFORE I DRAG YOU TO THE NEAREST BATHROOM MYSELF, KINDLY REMOVE YOUR HANDS, RIGHT NOW! Blushing hard, I look down to see that I had a firm grip on his very hard cock. Fuck!

$The Grey In Black And White {COMPLETED} by Dami_A_Johnson$

The teenage period is usually not always easy. You make mistakes, you learn from them. It's like a moulding phase towards adulthood, which tends to be harder than adults make it sound. Especially in this generation. Growing up in a society where having a psychological condition means you're a freak, abnormal or an attention seeker. Where gender inequality is still seen as normal and right. Where anything other than Heterosexuality means you're possessed or the spawn of the devil. Where showing your emotions as a guy means you're soft and weak, because toxic masculinity isn't seen as a problem. Also, having anything to do that's related to these "atrocities" means you're set for an even bigger social stigma. Being a teenager becomes harder than hard. Just a group of teenagers trying to find a place for themselves in midst of a backward society, realising that life can't be all black and white. Growing in an African home is hard but what's harder is being a Nigerian. O le gán. "It is better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you're not." -André Gide

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Precious Foe (Hoe)

"Here!" I say as I place a pack of condoms in his hand. "What? Now you want me to fuck you?" "In your dreams! I don't know why you're asking my best friend out but I wouldn't want her to get herpes." "Aren't you the one having herpes." "If I did I would make sure to give it to you." _________________________________________ Started:4/06/2022