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"Hey".

Sluuurp.

Silence.

I hoped he took the hint and left.

"So you're the one who caught the other drumstick".

Well, no such luck.

Slurp.

Sluuuurrp.

Silence.

"You can't communicate?"

Silence.

"Pft. I'm Zayyad, self proclaimed fuckboy and somebody you'd regret saying no to".

This guy's mental department needed serious maintenance. Who introduced themselves as a 'self proclaimed fuckboy'? I thought it was a title people gave others and just who did he think he was?

"Now give me the second drumstick".

I caught a glimpse of one of Tristan's drumstick in his hand. This was the guy that had the second stick?

Now this was a joke of epic proportions.All Rights Reserved

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TINDER❥ || Scömìche by strqwberry

» What if you meet a guy over a Dating app? What if you fall in love with him? But what if your best friend tells you that he's a fuckboy? Who will you believe? Will you still strike up the relationship? And wouldn't that be a mistake? « ☞!!! TRIGGER WARNING !!!☜ This Story contains strong language, smut and other Triggers! Don't like? Don't read! (I won't warn you when the chapter contains smut) Also please excuse my not always correct English! I'm german but I'd appreciate it if you corrected me in the comments! Apropos comments. I'd LOVE to communicate and interact with you guys in the comment section! Feel free to give feedback, critic, discuss or just let your feelings and emotions out! I'm looking forward!❤️ cover: @strqwberry copyright©: @strqwberry

His eyes of euphoria by thatweird_bitch

* TRIGGER WARNING* there may or may not be parts of this book that people may find upsetting. It talks about mental illness. Also it talks about religion so if any of these things may trigger you then I recommenced not reading this. However feel free to talk to me because I'm hear to support y'all. 16-year-old Matthew is on the lengthy journey of self-acceptance and discovery. How will he cope with a rising taste for a blonde boy who managed the earth on his fingertips like crushed berries. Will he learn to love himself? Or will he allow his doubt to control him and his sprouting relationship? "Taste me in crimson so that when we taste no more, when age will turn our buds sour and memories hazy, that I have hope to scour my letterbox and find you wrapped pristine silk, next to an image of June. Within your eyes, euphoric." Acknowledgements 1# slice of life 15/01/21 23# closeted 15/01/21

Crossroads by AudenNyx

"You make me want to do things to you." He mumbles, his brown eyes never straying from mine. "What?" I whisper, nervous yet at the same time my heart pounds with excitement and anticipation. "Do you want to know what kind of things?" His low tone matches mine as he brings his face closer and I find myself robbed of speech due to our proximity. Taking my silence as his sign, he continues to lean closer. His lips caress my ear as he says "Things like this." Suddenly I feel something wet and thick being dumped onto my hair, soon the liquid drips down onto my shirt. Is that paint? Blue paint proceeds to slide down onto my shirt and my eyes widen when I hear Caleb howling with laughter. "Caleb fucking Carter!" I bellow and before I know it he breaks into a run, still laughing. ________________ Highest Rankings #1 - projectbadassgirls #1 - humor #8 - badboy

Too Good to Be Real by royalty__writes

She felt his warm palm on her wrist and at once she was facing him. Without warning, his lips engulfed hers, setting her on fire just like she did him. His lips were warm and soft and she revelled in it as she shut her eyes, her body instantly warming up to the kiss. She wrapped her arms around him, marvelling at how their bodies fit perfectly together. It felt so good, like her head was rotating. Nothing else mattered. Just the two of them. This was all she needed. Someone who accepted her for her. Her flaws, her beauty, herself, hook line and sinker. She withdrew reluctantly, angry she had to stop the kiss and also afraid someone had seen them. As she stared into his eager eyes, she knew she loved him but she couldn't help thinking she was doing the wrong thing. She loved him, but it wasn't fair to his girl. She could do anything, run, apologise, but she followed her heart. She drew him back and continued the kiss. A Nigerian themed story bound to leave you yearning for the next chapter.

Secret Santa ✔️ by idielopez

"You had no right to do that," I snap, trying my best to out walk him. His chuckle was loud behind me and his hand griped on my forearm, stopping me. Something about his warmth gave me chills all over my body. Something I don't think I ever wanted in the first place. Especially from him and especially now. "Yes I did, and I still do." His hard grip around my arm loosened, and snaked up to lock his fingers through my hair. Oh Momma, what is happening? Being this close to him has been happening way too often for normal. Still, I couldn't break away from this close contact, I was frozen, shocked. "What makes you think that?" My question hit him with humor, and instead of fully responding, he leans his face closer to mine. The smirk on his face stayed once he noticed the affect he had on me. "Because," he whispers out pressing our bodies together. "I'm your Secret Santa," he licks his lips as if he's hungry, then continues, "I can give you anything I want to give you." His free arm wraps around my waist, and he lifts me up during the action before pressing our lips together. The main character is Kimberly. She's an accident prone person who wants nothing but to enjoy her winter. Her friends want the best for her after a terrible break up they witnessed. Every year they all hold the traditional Secret Santa. Somebody from the group believes that they are what Kimberly needs. This is about Kimberly and her crazy winter story about her not so Secret Santa.

Precious Foe (Hoe) by Scooby002

"Here!" I say as I place a pack of condoms in his hand. "What? Now you want me to fuck you?" "In your dreams! I don't know why you're asking my best friend out but I wouldn't want her to get herpes." "Aren't you the one having herpes." "If I did I would make sure to give it to you." _________________________________________ Started:4/06/2022

Heavenly Sin (EDITING) by IMAWRITESSS

"I could kill you," he grins holding the gun to my temple. "I wouldn't be scared," I reminded him. He trails the gun under my chin lifting it, allowing me to look him in the eyes. "No one would know you were murdered by me," he continues making me smile. "I think I might have a gun kink;" I tell him while holding eye contact. "Fuck," he mutters as he smashes his lip onto mine, •••• The crimson colour pools beneath me as I let him twist the dagger that had been living in my heart since the day we had met. Sometimes we settle for the love we think we deserve only because are parents didn't portray it better therefore we think the bare minimum is over the top. ••••

My Twelve Random Dates by michelle18uzoma

I tried not to look up, fought the urge to find out what he was actually looking at but it was to no avail. I finally joined him and I didn't spot anything special about it, except maybe is that a gecko. I quit looking up and asked him another question " so ummm what do you do? Do you have a job or something?.One of the most important questions that my friend Laura schooled me to ask the guys. He smiled and responded, making sure to avoid any form of eye contact, this time he was looking at the table. " I umm, I uh, I umm, I, I, i Inner thought: great he is a stammerer way to go Would you just shut up!" I reprimanded my inner thought and maybe I was too loud. Because he halted and finally looked at me coupled with the other heads that turned to look at us. "I'm sorry I wasn't referring to you, please continue, you were what? " 23 year old Amaka was given a mandate by her parents to marry at 23 . Having no idea how to get her parents off her case, she decides to go on dates with random guys she met on an app" Facebook ". Turns out things don't exactly go the way we planned them. Join Amaka on her quest as she meets different men and learns new things.

all my fault | skephalo by Melonelles

I pulled away and covered my mouth in disgust. I ran my way to the kitchen to go rinse out my mouth. As I ran many girls came up to me saying, "Your lucky you kissed Zak." Or "I wish I was you!" It made me feel uncomfortable and scared, my heart started to race at an unhealthy speed. people were taking pictures. started : march 2022 completed : 1/05/22 trigger warnings !! - homophobia - f slur use (please comment under the sentences i have used them in, i will remove them.) - bullying - internalised homophobia - ed - purging - sh 200 views - 14/04/22 300 views - 22/04/22 400 views - 24/04/22 500 views - 29/04/22 600 views - 6/05/22 700 views - 14/05/22 800 views - idk missed it 900 views - 23-24/05/22 1000 VIEWS YAYY TY - 2/05/22 1100 views - 21/06/22 1200 views - 3/07/22 1400 views - 16/07/22 1800 views (sorry I missed a lot) 30/07/22 1900 views 4/08/22 OMG #1 IN HAPPYDUO? 31/05/22

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TINDER❥ || Scömìche

» What if you meet a guy over a Dating app? What if you fall in love with him? But what if your best friend tells you that he's a fuckboy? Who will you believe? Will you still strike up the relationship? And wouldn't that be a mistake? « ☞!!! TRIGGER WARNING !!!☜ This Story contains strong language, smut and other Triggers! Don't like? Don't read! (I won't warn you when the chapter contains smut) Also please excuse my not always correct English! I'm german but I'd appreciate it if you corrected me in the comments! Apropos comments. I'd LOVE to communicate and interact with you guys in the comment section! Feel free to give feedback, critic, discuss or just let your feelings and emotions out! I'm looking forward!❤️ cover: @strqwberry copyright©: @strqwberry