The Matchmaker

I really never thought I'd be this girl. The one who is 22 and has never dated, never had a real boyfriend - never had the courage to simply talk to a boy I liked. I never thought I'd be the last one of all my friends to be kissed. I mean, I have been, technically - I'm just not sure if it really counts if the guy was too drunk to realize that the person he was kissing was actually me and not Liz Fulco like he may or may not have believed. It was a fairly decent kiss, so I've always preferred to come down on the side of it definitely counting. But my friends beg to differ. I never assumed I'd be the one they'd look at with pity when they planned a night out on the town with their respective boyfriends.

And I never, ever, thought I'd be the one to get suckered into a dating game show by those very same 'friends'.