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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

JarvisAndTheTardis

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Reads 18,022
Votes 1,175
Parts 31
Time 53m

JarvisAndTheTardis

funny parody random satire shortstory

How to survive the zombie apocalypse, and other amusing stories I've written in creative writing.All Rights Reserved

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