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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

JarvisAndTheTardis

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Reads 18,025
Votes 1,175
Parts 31
Time 53m

JarvisAndTheTardis

funny parody random satire shortstory

How to survive the zombie apocalypse, and other amusing stories I've written in creative writing.All Rights Reserved

funny parody random satire shortstory

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F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In. cover

29 Lessons I Learned the Hard Way cover

Fantastic Short Stories cover

Creepy Uncle Sam's Gastronomy Guide For The Apocalypse cover

A Supplemental Supplement to How to Be a Clown cover

Dead Birds cover

All Warfare is Based on Deception cover

Old me or new me? cover

Short Stories cover

F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In.

There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.