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Revaramek the Resplendent

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A fiery woman recruits an egotistical dragon to save her village...
A hatchling and his mother struggle to flee a poisoned swamp...
A pup and his father wander a lonely desert...
A story within a story within a story...
A zany comedy, a tear-jerking tragedy, a reality bending villain, and an ever-spiraling mystery...

Revaramek the Resplendent has become all these things, and more. And it all began as  my first ever NaNoWriMo novel. seemingly innocuous, completely off the wall fantasy-comedy with a story-obsessed dragon,  a hot-tempered heroine, surreal humor and way too much witty banter. I embraced the NaNoWriMo spirit, and tried to write a complete novel in just one month. I posted as I wrote, with no time for editing or revision, and fully expected the story to collapse under its own weight.

Instead, it became something remarkable that was never what I thought...The comedy was only ever a smokescreen...

For the time being, this blog contains the still-unedited rough draft of Book 1, in which the story remained a comedy...mostly. In time, I'll edit and revise it, and post books 2 and 3, as well.All Rights Reserved

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Nottoofar || Book 2: Dagger & Fist {Humour + Romance Fantasy} by kkolmakov

Viola the Underdarkling is travelling back to the duchy of Fleck at a request of the head of a large clan of Orcs and Half-Orcs, who also happens to be the grandmother of Viola's former betrothed. On the way Viola runs into Will, Rhys' cousin, and Will's partner, Fiona. Together they travel to Fleck, joined by Rhys mid-way. Will the old feelings resurface while Viola and Rhys fight giant slugs with hallucinogenic slime and save an impaired winged prince - or will the old wounds of the War prevent them from giving their love another chance? In a far, far away land of Nottoofar... ~ a former berserker knight meets a spacy druid... {Book 1: Leaf & Paw} ~COMPLETE! ~ a necromancer rogue is determined to resist her feelings for her former paramour, despite his delicious Half-Orc physique... {Book 2: Dagger & Fist} ~COMPLETE! ~ a teacher of defence magic can't believe what has become of her former Buggbear pupil - and how hard it seems to convince herself to refuse his advances... {Book 3: Ring & Shield} ~COMING SOON! ~ a duke is stuck in a cave with a dragonkeeper who is harbouring a secret... {Series Prequel: Venom & Sword} ~COMING SOON! ~ a merperson needs the assistance of a kicka*** sea captain who isn't going to fall for the tailed man under any circumstances... {Book 4: Cutlass & Song} ~Final story in the series! COMING SOON! ...and the rest of my recurring characters show up in this fantasy tale - but this time they wield magic, throw daggers, have tails and horns; and Rhys has got green skin. You really don't have to read my other stories to understand what's going on here. But if you're familiar with their modern version, I hope these frolicsome AUs elicit a chuckle and an 'awww,' or two.

[YANS] (aka Yet Another New Story!) NaNoWriMo 2017 (COMPLETE) by MarthaBechtel

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Pokemon AI - The Misfits by Jabicho82

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WEEDSTARS by FiddlesandScratches

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Until i meet you again by Gith7Ruth

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Dragon Marked by AvaArrowStories

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