Cringeworthy Science Jokes
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  • Reads 18,619
  • Votes 370
  • Parts 76
  • Time 6m
Complete, First published Nov 10, 2017
Corny and Cringeworthy jokes that I created. Mind you, you will cringe a lot. For people who love science and love laughing and making crazy jokes like these. Warning : You may find the need to repeatedly facepalm yourself because of these jokes.
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